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Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]

@ Findom_DeLuise @hexbear.net

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  • Wing Chun for the rapid-fire sucker punches and the fencer crab walk.

  • HALT, CITIZEN! UNDER PENALTY OF VOLCEL LAW, IMMEDIATELY CEASE AND DESIST ANY ATTEMPTS TO LOOK UP LAUREN PHILLIPS!

  • Or an ethereal bisexual long-legged socialist to purr into his ear to remember to exhale before firing, and to use the edge of his finger to pull the trigger so that the barrel doesn't jerk away from the target at the last second. And also to aim at the largest fucking center of mass, for fuck's sake this isn't an FPS even if you live your life feeling like Elvis from Perfect Dark.

  • He needed the erection to steady himself for the shot, not unlike a tripod. He lost it when one of the cops popped up over the roof like a sweaty gopher, and thus lost aiming stability.

  • Megamind rule 34 tentacle 60 fps

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    I Am Generous Grievous

  • More like helping programmers write e-mails to needy project managers who need a status update on that feature ticket every 11 hemiseconds

  • "No, no, you see, when he said 'whites rule' and gave a Nazi salute at a show, it was just a joke, bro! They were having a wine drinking contest back stage, that's all!"

    -- Someone in need of a

  • They unironically did this (well, ironically, I guess) in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey. You have to play bodyguard for the Olympic champion representing Sparta, whose name is Testikles.

    There's also a random mercenary encounter named Testiklos the Nut who is his half-brother.

  • He sends them to Kamala and she laughs at them

  • Reaching for the parrot while muttering, "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

  • videos @hexbear.net

    If John Wilkes Booth Ran for President

  • Envisioning the Bugs Bunny "Duck Season/Rabbit Season" bit but the final poster reveal is "Egg Season" with a picture of

    and the video smash cuts to someone loading estradiol tablets into shotgun shells

  • Terminal case of Dukakis-brain

  • Oi, you got a loicense for 'at install of Schlongs of Skyrim, mate?

  • PSA: Make sure that's actually a druid, or else you risk an entirely different form of twink death.

  • "Euphoric atheist," the journalist replied with a smug grin.

    The militia guy slowly withdraws from the car and turns to his buddies. "Yep, he's a Protestant. Light 'im up, Seamus!"

    -- Alternate universe Reader's Digest "Humo[u]r in Uniform" column that is pro-:ira:

  • Shit, even most of the atheists

  • Thankfully, they're harmless to humans, although they're basically the apex predators of the insides of your walls. They are the synthesis of "bro" and "eldritch nightmare fuel."