The heat death of the universe will eventually come

This is extremely optimistic. Voting, as we understand it, is not going to exist.

We absolutely can stop running candidates. As a matter of fact, I don’t think we’ll be running candidates ever again.

This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

Oy oy savoy

I switched away during the cash for gold commercial

I feel seen

Why whateveur dou you mean?

Am I the only one that is seeing this as a joke referencing Stalactites and Stalagmites? Like I also think that it fits as a good thought experiment, but is the joke so obvious that no one is stating it? Or is am I just reading something into it that’s not there?

Listen, Pelosi is just as much a ghoul as most of Congress, but she’s absolutely right here. The media keeps ignoring their responsibilities as much as Congress has ceded its responsibilities to the executive branch. The Supreme Court and Presidency seem to be the only “estates” flexing any of their power and the US does everything it can to get morally reprehensible tools into those positions.

Tapper looks like Trump talking about Jan 6 or the death of Rowe v. Wade shielding himself from blame by saying “He’s the nominee, I thought you might have a reaction.”

What is CNN a fucking YouTube channel now? Are you doing a podcast Jake? Fuck off you corporate shill. Go hang out with Joe Rogan.

Disgraceful.

Blaze it?

Are you trying to update them? You have to go to your Control panel

That’s a nice looking pie. I don’t know what that person is on about.

Do you think he’s gone to faaaar?

I never would have guessed the Dark Tower would end up featuring in a shitpost trend, but I’ll take it.

Yeah. I consider this an absolute win.

Joe Cocker - Feelin’ Alright (in My Ass)

Whoa Kevin Barnes is on Lemmy?

I’m actually pretty good at mental math and I credit playing cribbage as a kid with my grandfather.

Also fitting that there is no 19 in this tier list.