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Cake day: November 26th, 2023
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Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…
21·15 days ago“We don’t want them here anyway” - some MAGA idiot, presumably
But, but… We were made in God’s image, from 2 people, 6000 years ago…
Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?
11·18 days agoWhy not both?
10·21 days agoDang! Looks like the person recording quickly decided they should stop hanging out on their balcony…
2·24 days agoHamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover…
17·2 months agoYou really think you can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives? I think not!
I want to see the nest you’re obviously going to give birth in!!
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
51·3 months agoDecapod 10 approved!!
Now you’re measuring like an American!!!
Burgers are like $15 now
Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.
“Trump Derangement Syndrome” means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.
31·4 months agoMy Walmart scans the receipt and then scans 3 items from your cart to verify they’re on the receipt.
Haha, you had that Lower Decks reference picked out as you were posting this, didn’t you. 😁
3·4 months agoThat rug really tied the allies together