I once shared an apartment with a guy who just moved out of home and had literally zero life skills. One day he almost burnt down the kitchen by heating about 500ml of oil in a frypan till it was smoking and then proceeded to drop in a kilo of fully frozen chicken pieces.
At first I was confused, then annoyed and finally relieved when I realised I was being punked
I would consider it likely she supplied that pedophile with girls to ensure he’d be willing to fuck and impregnate her.
I’m willing to bet this is Trumps and by extension America’s 3 day special operation. And I mean that down to the expectation this would all be over in 3-4 days after the extensive bombing and killing of the upper leadership in the first day.
Instead Iran was all “nah we’re good, we’ve been preparing for this day for 15-20 years”. And started fucking up the whole region.
Hey look, it’s Starfield!
It’s an inspiring story of a young woman overcoming adversity while encouraging diversity.
What’s the answer to 1 goon’d by 5?
Answer
You want to show me an ant jerking off an aphid to reproduce them?
The second bloke is completely missing the nuance of the “yeah, nah”. It doesn’t simply mean “no”. It means I’ve heard and acknowledged what you’ve said but disagree or have a different opinion. Examples
“Mate I’m fucked, want to go to kfc for brekkie?” “Yeah nah last time I went it was shit”
“Ah fuck my bad!” “Yeah nah it’s all good mate, no worries”
“Trump isn’t all that bad, I agree with his policies” “Yeah nah he’s a pedophile rapist, you’re fucked in the head mate”
1400 fucking accounts! My mind cannot comprehend that number.
I’d put my money on Donny little dick wanting to push the “Trump powerful Trump everywhere” agenda.
I’d use the sound of a cricket or some kind of insect. Make him paranoid and spend all his time hunting for an imaginary bug
I hear the Appalachians are beautiful this time of year.
Yeah it’s a weird joke. I saw this while scrolling after training for my next marathon, I was like that doesn’t make sense at all.
“Remember when I promised to kill you last?”
“That’s right. You did.”
“I lied.”
I only steal children, not software.
We’re playing both sides so we always come out on top suck the dick of whoever is telling us what to do
Amy Jo for life ✊
As a middle aged millennial this is like a Rosetta stone for gen Z speak for me