TradeWars are good and easy to win!

Predicting his first public statement

A/S/L?

Fun fact: whales actually evolved from land animals

And US GDP shrank 0.3%…

It actually is kinda Biden’s fault. See, under Biden, the economy actually grew last year, which is why this makes Trump look so bad.

Showing my age

prompt engineer

They were paying people to fucking ask it questions? A professional Google searcher?

Maybe the democrats need to ditch pro-oligarchy anti-woke members 🤷‍♂️

Don’t they have to release you after 48 hours if they don’t charge you with a crime?

Agreed, that’s why I went with 2026. Right up until Election Day 2024 I imagine people were still planning families, but once all those kids are born in 2025 I expect a drop off.

Bet that trend reverses by 2026

I thought the Secret Service fell under the Department of the Treasury

As long as you call it Freedom Points or some other pandering bullshit the super patriots will cheer for it.

Your agenda is…

proceeds to list Republican agenda

Something is really breaking down and I think social media is at the center of it.

I feel like you could apply this to almost every societal crisis we’re facing. It’s like social media took every little crack in the foundation and turned it into a chasm.

They took my freaking kidney!

Good to know!

PSA on an iPhone, by default, if you press the lock button 5 times in a row, your phone will lock and facial recognition and fingerprint unlock will be disabled.