EntirelyUnlovable

No no of course not, please feel free to try our new “12 hamsters chained together” package

Kids today just don’t know real code

Honestly voice messages make me unreasonably angry. It’s all of the inconvenience of a phone call with none of the immediacy, like voicemail but for every sentence. Thank you for sharing my hatred, I feel less alone

Whenever I feel like this I think back to how many of those “simple” bugs I’ve had to fix in my own code and how many years it took off my life expectancy and feel a little connection with the poor developer who is probably currently losing their hair over this too

Otherwise there’s Norway they’ll be done in time

Wait a sec my grandmother is calling me about some pictures I apparently sent her

Chicken.

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

Not sure if this was a thing anywhere else but in some UK cities like London there were “scrappage schemes” that incentivised scrapping your car to replace it with something more efficient, which I always thought was missing the point

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I wonder if maybe it’s more apt a comparison to say that allowing raw comments to affect you in a strong way is like running a random program as root. To a certain extent you have to let this kind of harmful content in.

P.s. the short story sounds cool - is it available to read anywhere?

I was thinking the same, you need to be exposed to some bullshit every now and then to give contrast and context to what you believe to be true