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EmpathicVagrant

@ EmpathicVagrant @lemmy.world

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  • El Duce

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  • No idea on the first word, but ‘the oval’ is basically presidential slang for the Oval Office.

  • I'll take 20

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  • I hate it when my reflection installs things weird around the house.

  • I'll take 20

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  • I had a neighbor whose house is wired in such a way that if they don’t have a certain light in the master bedroom’s closet turned on, one of the garage doors (they had a double) won’t function at all.

  • How accurate is this?

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  • Right so in the jumpscare genre you use psychological trick, and in the psych horror genre you use jumpscares on shoplifters and bad customers who can wait an extra minute for their help.

    You don’t have to jump out on them, though. One time I had this guy SCREAMING about his order when there was a huge line and he was like #3, yeah? Well he was there for about an hour and while he was ranting at 300Db about how I never do my job yards yadda I had a colleague go get his fridge. He was waiting for that hour impatiently and I kept reassuring my team this would be worth the wait.

    Anyhow he goes and gets someone to fetch their supervisor so I walk up once I’d been called.

    WHERE IS MY ORDER IVE BEEN HERE FOR 2 HOURS‽‽

    sir by my account, you’ve been leaning on it for the last 45 minutes. Your order is already completed in the system and the invoice is printed and on top of the box, do you need help loading it or finding anything else today?

    He just screams like Tarzan and starts to push it outside. 5 minutes later quietly shows back up in my now-much-shorter line and sheepishly asks for help loading it.

    TLDR: I also like to play ‘ruin my night, I ruin yours.’

  • Amazon Uses Creative Math to Crown 'Melania' a Success

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  • Ever seen ‘the producers’? She pocketed a ton of money from the film it’s just another income.

  • send pics

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  • You keep saying can and could but all of this happens already in some scale.

  • This kid gets it

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  • Did you say: Rent Ayatans?

  • This kid gets it

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  • Pahahahah I didn’t even notice the correction. I use swipe and didn’t reread at all I appreciate you. Ima leave it for continuity.

  • Schlip schlop

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  • As long as you increase the amount of coffee and keep Neelox hidden away from the crew. They must never know.

  • ICE to Enforce Immigration Raids at Super Bowl LX — DHS Says Legal Fans 'Have Nothing to Fear'

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  • The European small

  • This kid gets it

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  • The vent diagram between shitposts//depressing factual information//satire has become a circle. The call to stand for our right to memes and prosperity is everywhere for a reason.

  • Schlip schlop

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  • I do not and cannot condone piracy, just do what The Janeway would do.

  • ICE to Enforce Immigration Raids at Super Bowl LX — DHS Says Legal Fans 'Have Nothing to Fear'

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  • That will be $63 for the small, then.

  • Schlip schlop

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  • The shows are alright but the streaming service is the worst thing I’d ever used in my life.

    •Disconnected randomly •Commercials when paid for no commercials (had it as a birthday gift for a month and cancelled after) •Autoplay constantly broke and would require interaction every episode instead of blasting theme songs at me all day •episodes that did autoplay would crash, or it would start the same episode again 3 times if allowed

  • ICE to Enforce Immigration Raids at Super Bowl LX — DHS Says Legal Fans 'Have Nothing to Fear'

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  • Holy shit just starting at $47 huh?

  • Dunning Kruger Kurtzman Trek

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  • I tried your method and see no bees please help

  • Woman felt 'violated' by webcam in Giggling Squid restaurant toilets

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  • Nah your understanding is correct, but journalism has its own set of rules and is essentially an underlying dialect that is guess half of us can’t follow

  • FEMA can’t say “Watch Out for Ice” in storm warnings for fear of memes

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  • Inadvertently causing the old definition memes to spread about it instead.

  • i want to believe

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  • TIL La Llorona is basically a woman in white with a cooler name, basically the same lore//background.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Corn% worth 7 minutes of your life.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    EmpathicVagrant @lemmy.world

    Smell like the man your partner truly desires.

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    EmpathicVagrant @lemmy.world

    A very Corn Man holiday to you!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    EmpathicVagrant @lemmy.world

    Action figure now available!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    EmpathicVagrant @lemmy.world

    Even more fun with Corn Man's friends!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    EmpathicVagrant @lemmy.world

    How would you decide?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    EmpathicVagrant @lemmy.world

    So much corn, so little time