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Emerald (she/her)

@ Emerald @lemmy.world

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I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing

  • Coast Guard Pilot Flying Kristi Noem Fired Over a Missing Blanket

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  • Nothing on AO3 can beat this writing

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    "I am going to punch you" - Proud of this kid! Nothing more American than punching Nazis! True patriot!

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  • I'm proud of the one NOT doing the immoral thing.

  • School speed limits shouldn't exist

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  • So are you an anarchist? That's the only way this logic would make sense to me.

  • School speed limits shouldn't exist

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  • I mean... isn't that how it works in cities? Like proper cities, not American suburbs? I'm in a pretty big city right now and I don't think I ever went above 30 mph until I entered the motorway

  • School speed limits shouldn't exist

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  • The only ones? You don't truly and fully support speed limits, lane driving, obeying traffic signals, using indicators?

  • School speed limits shouldn't exist

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  • Agree with this as well. Always weird when the speed limit decreases and the road stays the same.

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    School speed limits shouldn't exist

  • Go for type 2

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  • I prefer to type :3

  • Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored

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  • Stuff urine motherforker c*** fort tights turf twad come sm*gma pussycat chicken chicken pdfile bill Clinton George bush Donald Trump Barack Obama Israel Netanyahu fork ogre grape unalive purple monkey dishwasher forkstick dipshirt punching great analogy felching ogre. you mean?

  • If only

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  • If only

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  • Donate your kid today

  • If only

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  • That's what a spray can and molotow is for

  • People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

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  • It's just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals though.

  • People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

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  • No, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant

  • Gosh, I wonder why the US is so obsessed with Venezuela

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  • You get a nuke, and you get a nuke, and you get a nuke, everybody gets a nuke!

  • Can confirm this is true

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  • Silicone has some bend to it. Wood doesn't. With silicone I can easily scrape the sides of mixing bowls and such.

  • Can confirm this is true

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  • Can confirm this is true

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  • I do have a favorite series of spatulas. I won't mention the company cause I don't want to advertise but they are excellent silicone spatulas. I have 3 of them, each different shapes and sizes (and colors :3). Ah it so excellent

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • should've had following distance.

  • What's with those people?

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  • How is it supposed to be efficient to use an entire lane only for exiting?

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Getting stuck in traffic is great (within reason)

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    How does everyone deal with this dilemma?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Do it

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    This letter from "Friends of Zion" my grandmother received today

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Conservatives right now

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Could Trump's "Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation" order defund vasectomies?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    DIY deportation

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    The Dove x Crumbl Collection Just Launched Exclusively at Walmart

    stylecaster.com /lists/dove-crumbl-collection-walmart/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Understanding the Hawk Tuah Phenomenon

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Susan

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    I use Debian btw

  • News @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Apollo 11 moonwalker Buzz Aldrin endorses Trump for president

    www.space.com /space-exploration/apollo/apollo-11-moonwalker-buzz-aldrin-endorses-trump-for-president
  • memes @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    No thanks, I keep my responsibilities to a minimum

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    New York

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Sussy baka spotted

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    It's real

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    https://google.com

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Stack of floppy disks: Am I a joke to you?