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Emerald (she/her)

@ Emerald @lemmy.world

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I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing

  • Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored

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  • Stuff urine motherforker c*** fort tights turf twad come sm*gma pussycat chicken chicken pdfile bill Clinton George bush Donald Trump Barack Obama Israel Netanyahu fork ogre grape unalive purple monkey dishwasher forkstick dipshirt punching great analogy felching ogre. you mean?

  • If only

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  • If only

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  • Donate your kid today

  • If only

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  • That's what a spray can and molotow is for

  • People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

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  • It's just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals though.

  • People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

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  • No, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant

  • Gosh, I wonder why the US is so obsessed with Venezuela

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  • You get a nuke, and you get a nuke, and you get a nuke, everybody gets a nuke!

  • Can confirm this is true

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  • Silicone has some bend to it. Wood doesn't. With silicone I can easily scrape the sides of mixing bowls and such.

  • Can confirm this is true

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  • Can confirm this is true

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  • I do have a favorite series of spatulas. I won't mention the company cause I don't want to advertise but they are excellent silicone spatulas. I have 3 of them, each different shapes and sizes (and colors :3). Ah it so excellent

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • should've had following distance.

  • What's with those people?

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  • How is it supposed to be efficient to use an entire lane only for exiting?

  • What's with those people?

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  • Not really though, all lanes except the rightmost lane should be passing lanes. It is different in urban areas where they often open up 2 or 3 lanes for exit only or if there is constant heavy merging. But in general, keep right unless passing

  • Zero Chill

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  • Edit: heck I bet most consumer grade routers DHCP servers would choke after the first 255 clients (probably much sooner) just from having to change subnets. I’m not a networkologist though so IDK for sure

    As somewhat of a networkologist I can say that most home routers use the 192.168.something.x IP range. With a subnet mask of 255.255.255.0, this means that you could put 253 devices on the network (2 of the IPs aren't usable for devices). After that, you would have to change your subnet mask to something larger, which is easily doable in router config. However, a home router likely wouldn't work well with even just 100 devices connected. WiFi is also half duplex, meaning it can only send or receive, but not both at the same time. This would make the speed unbearably slow. You would really need multiple access points to have this many devices.

  • This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important

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  • Counterpoint to 2: I'm just paranoid

  • Congrats on living long enough to complain about it

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  • Exactly. Back in my day we culled people with lead and asbestos. Nowadays any old random can stay alive and the world is crumbling!!! /s

  • IT'S TIME!

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  • You're made of food

  • History

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  • The thing is... we do have space travel.

  • Hi, Jeffrey!

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  • I saw schooler and read it as "shooter". I think I have american brainrot

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    Getting stuck in traffic is great (within reason)

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    How does everyone deal with this dilemma?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Do it

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    This letter from "Friends of Zion" my grandmother received today

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Conservatives right now

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Could Trump's "Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation" order defund vasectomies?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    DIY deportation

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    The Dove x Crumbl Collection Just Launched Exclusively at Walmart

    stylecaster.com /lists/dove-crumbl-collection-walmart/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Understanding the Hawk Tuah Phenomenon

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Susan

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    I use Debian btw

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Apollo 11 moonwalker Buzz Aldrin endorses Trump for president

    www.space.com /space-exploration/apollo/apollo-11-moonwalker-buzz-aldrin-endorses-trump-for-president
  • memes @lemmy.world
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    No thanks, I keep my responsibilities to a minimum

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world
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    New York

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Sussy baka spotted

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    It's real

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    https://google.com

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Stack of floppy disks: Am I a joke to you?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    I really do want to know though