Works on Voyager

No safe is impenetrable

That’s the right move. The door is locked, they’ll figure it out

Do you live in Remote, Oregon?

It jumps up to 12 when you reach for it

My mom poured bleach into the enclosures of my brother’s pet tarantulas when she was kicking him out over laundry or something.

He’s a better person than i cause he still cares about her

Space station 14

OPEN THE BIFRÖST

At 800k impressions, assuming 10 seconds per view, this guy wasted about 90 days with his dogshit take

And there’s another achievement, Pit Boss, that you get for doing so

Pretty sure i fought that thing in half life

Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you

I kind of needed it cause i never hear “regular” as a size, only “medium”, so i was hung up on the R

The millions of years helps too

When a character speaks a different language but doesn’t get subtitles (Joel Haver)

God forbid a cat has hobbies

In a rug, no less!

I read it as “joke about ([my mental health] and [suicide])”, not “joke about my ([mental health] and [suicide])”

Slugs for Salt!