What’s this crap?

What photo?

*was

Is this too serious for you to treat it seriously (tbf everyone has different coping mechanisms) or why are you mocking the situation?

“dumb shit”?! I -and I’d bet all the brave bike tyre workers around the world- feel deeply offended.

Is it a gas or an aerosol?

“named after Donald Trump”, you say. Hmmm, what gave it away? The TRUMP part? (journalists doing journalists things)

Effrey Jetstream?

Put a matching sock over each unburnt end. That’s art. Sock art. I am a little bit of an artist myself, you know. If a piece doesn’t have a sock it isn’t sock art. But it could be. Just put a sock on it. Bam! Sock art. I rest my case and leave the art business forever - undefeated sock artist '25. Peace out ✌️

Edit: Your art’s fire btw

Good for Brian.

Like you know that the kid surely will hit the only lamp post on the whole parking ground while learning to ride the bicycle you know what happens when Markus Söder is in charge.

That fits like the fist on the eye as the Germans say.