“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”

My highschool used Ubuntu exclusively back in 2010

I was 28 before my mom told me I’ve had a lazy eye since I was a teen.

What did Emma do?

But I don’t want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

My cats

My work was transferring me to Tajikistan to expand our operations. Tajikistan is a landlocked country and my work sells fishing equipment… Also, they had incredibly advanced technology like holographic billboards and flying cars.

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells

I read this all in Kwite’s voice