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  • Yeah, this is it. I understood him because I'm of Italian descent from New Jersey.

  • I need to talk about the Mario thing. The first time we heard him speak was N64, when he said "It's a me, Mario," with an accent that is clearly not from New York or New Jersey. And now he's all of a sudden not Italian?

  • George Washington literally died from being cold and wet.

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  • They made this pretty sweet advertisement!

  • So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.

  • Jokes on the cops, my finger barely works half the time and I have to end up doing my doodle.

  • I read that he "surreptitiously" gave them to her, which tonme implied some kind of sneaking. On the other hand, I'm confident she was clearly aware of everything but never went public because then they lose all that money.

  • I've performed CPR maybe 10 times, and not performed it probably 10 or 15 more times. I have recollections of some of those times being smelly, but there were smelly circumstances. I recall several of them being strangely devoid of any smell at all. I want some kinda smell, particularly the kind older folks tend to have when they're ill.

    I don't mean to discount the article. Just my experience with it all.

  • Yeah I've seen a number of people recently deceased and I can't remember one having voided their bowels. This includes after I violently compressed their chest for like 15 minutes over and over to the tune of a hit '70s song.

  • So in addition to your DNR (Do Not Resuscitate), you should get a DNA (Do Not Avert). This is not a real thing.

  • I was an EMT and we were taught you do CPR until pronouncement, except if there's obvious signs of mortality, of which decapitation is one. Livor/rigor mortis. Shoes off. All obvious signs of mortality.

  • I switched to Lawnchair when Google starting messing with the search bar. They added features right where my thumb would press to use the search bar, so I was constantly opening an AI search that I did not want. Lawnchair let me stick with a launcher I liked and was used to, but gave me the customizability to get rid of bullshit like that.

    And I generally don't like change, and I certainly don't want to have to do any work to facilitate a change that I don't like in the first place, but Lawnchair was incredibly easy to set up and go. Runs basically like an app, you change your default launcher to Lawnchair (and I assume this step is similar for any launcher you'd use), and bam, runs on top of everything and that's that. Simplicity is key for a simple guy like me.

  • I changed mine finally after Google kept adding shit to the search bar, specifically AI stuff. And it was conveniently placed right where my thumb had pressed prior to the implementation of this new shitty feature.

    I went from the stock Google launcher on Pixel (still using my 6a, til it dies) to Lawnchair. Lawnchair is essentially the stock Google launcher, but I could get rid of stupid features. It looks and performa nearly identically.

  • What are you talking about? Bald eagle populations are thriving and they've been removed from the endangered species list. Are there still shitsheads? Always will be.

  • We're in shitpost. Sources should be banned here. This post is dangerously close to just more political shit, but bigfoot fortunately saves the day. We don't need to get serious. In fact, being serious is the antihesis of shitposting.

  • Yeah, the problem has always been that we've given illegal immigration an easy system to exploit by having people out there employing them for less and paying under the table to avoid taxes and insurance. The whole solution that's happening is equivalent to rounding up drug users while letting dealers go free, it makes no sense. There needs to be stiff penalties for employing people illegally. If there's no jobs available, people will be less inclined to live and work here illegally.

    Why things are the way they are we can attribute to whatever anyone wants, racism, capitalism, whatever. I'll just lump it under people being shitheads and regular people paying for it.

  • This advertisement is exaggerating, I would say.

  • It's all shitposts, all the time!

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  • Excellent shitpost, I believe that's what it's called.