What’s this I hear about problems with your TPS reports? Didn’t you get the memo?

Did he garrotte himself?

Well… Fuck

I have that exact quesadilla maker in my house that we got as a wedding gift, and my youngest son got nearly that exact hoverboard for his birthday.

I. Declare. CEASEFIRE!

Sure, but “retaliatory strikes” would probably be a more accurate descriptor. “Attack” often carries the implication of a first strike

The current bridge is named for the original geologic feature formed by a landslide around a thousand years ago. “Bridge of the Gods” was the local native tribe’s name for it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_of_the_Gods_(land_bridge)

Appropriately, it’s called Bridgeside.

How much of that will go straight to the CCP in the form of interest payments on Belt and Road loans?

It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

Even if it does, eligible parties are free to opt out of the class action and file their own individual suits.

“Hey guys, you know that hate crime from 8 months ago? People are starting to get more upset about this Gaza thing, so maybe we should make some token gesture about that…”

-LASD

On higher trim levels, one of those pedals is actually dedicated to shorting electrical harnesses

They’re not going to “force” you to work. You always have the option of just starving to death.

Why would you show this to me, you sadist?

I honestly thought it was salsa and sour cream at first, but it can’t be…right? RIGHT‽

Borf?

Shit man, I wish it was my first…

Aggressor squadron was my first assumption when I saw the paint job

I remember reading recently that they had started using F35s since more opponent nations are fielding reduced RCS aircraft

Shit, did I miss 3?

I was in the bathroom…