Vlad instructs Mike
Vlad instructs Mike
The phony baloney stolen valor Army Ranger. This yutz is such a slimy worm 🪱
Put some panties on that neck. It’s obscene.
The Tsar’s favorite tar star 🍩
Grandpa Munster keeps getting worse.
Fun fact… he’s one of the first Republicunt traitors who traveled to Moscow on the 4th of July to kiss Putin’s ring.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
<Bill Barr audibly clears his throat>
Fuck you JD Vance, you fucking fascist pig
Every Trump business model is conveniently shaped like a pyramid ⚠️
Trump said— thank you, then this is the perfect place to stage another false flag operation.
Didn’t he pay for one of Boebert’s abortions?
Iirc, she was his call girl before becoming the skeeze of Congress.
Kids missed school. Parents missed work. I’m assuming cops and civil employees put in OT because of this. He admitted they were his lies that caused all this unnecessary ruckus.
Shouldn’t their shitbag lying campaign be responsible for these costs? The city of Springfield should sue.
He looks like a perfectly roasted turkey 🦃 🍗 …
I heard Trump and Vance have been eating the dogs and cats in Ohio
I would rather bang Jigsaw than scat queen ‘loony Loomer’
Milking the air cocks, just like how he’s milking another fake shooting attempt .
Zero ear damage whatsoever from staged attack #1. Sentiment was not swayed. They’re trying to normalize attempts and incite violence by their weirdo whack job base. Elon was all but calling for whataboutism attempts on Joe/Kamala.
I can’t unsee it now. I’m cursed and his nussy is everywhere.
The worst is when he’s Bo jangles “dancing” and “milking the air cocks” pointing them right at that supple nussy.