I was reading it literally, like they had actual shit in their eyes, and was wondering what was wrong with this guy's dogs. My terrier loves rolling in shit, but not in her eyes.
We've got young kids and go all in with decorations. Another tradition, weirdly, is eggs Benedict and bucks fizz for breakfast. No idea why, but I'm down.
The scent is largely to cover the alcohol smell. Buy nicer aftershave if you don't like cheap stuff. Even the 'good' (expensive) aftershaves have imitation scents available for much less, many of which are great copies.
Fantascist: a person who veers, knowingly or unknowingly, into fascistic tendencies and beliefs due to their unshakeable faith in whatever shite Trump is currently spewing in one of his streams of consciousness.
I feel like it almost certainly won't look like this fantasy version if you do.