What is art? Who decides what's really great? Why would any artistic skill in any medium mean you have more valid or worthwhile opinions on any matter bar art?
Is that a lot of butter? I don't eat pancakes like this. Seems like as much as I might put on them if I was doing butter and strawberry jam on each one.
Also, do you just tackle those with a fork and no knife?
I'm in rural Cheshire in the UK, so first of all I'd be very surprised.