One time when my kids were little I was at Walmart and I suddenly realized I didn’t know where my son was and he was just little. So I was like, oh my god, where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? And he busted up laughing because I was fucking holding him.

Insomnia does weird things to you.

Thanks

Oh now i see it! Thanks!

Can I get some of that plastic action in my testicles too please?

In Jerboa, or the web interface or…

And Yahoo, lol

In your settings where, please?

Republican.

He always looks like he’s got his face pressed up against a window

So what I’m hearing is that you’re in the market for a good bottom

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Have some snickers bars with that broccoli!

She’s the Andrew Tate for old British women.

I went down the rabbit hole on YouTube a bit and man, a lot of them seem to want the shit to hit the fan. These are people who absolutely lay down to go to sleep at night and fantasize about getting to bug out.

Wait, what… what did the words say?

Is this a bad time for you?

I got so interested in it because I’m old and miss Pidgin.

I’ve been intermittently laughing out loud about “NO! I MUST DANCE!” for years.

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

Defederation is a feature, not a weakness.