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  • Cowards, yes, but what are they afraid of?

    Oh, right, losing power. Personally. They're afraid of losing their own power. It's power that defines their self-image, and without that, they are nothing. They're "just like everyone else". Just like the poors. Nothing special. And, they so need to be special little boys and girls.

  • See, though, there aren't any consequences for illegal actions by the filthy rich. That's why they're better than the poors.

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  • "Can be", maybe, but it won't be. We all know what it will really be used for.

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  • See, you gotta spend it before the car needs it. Because, when the car notices you have a little extra in the account at the end of the month...

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  • It's the soft line between "need" and "want" that trips people up.

    Do I need clothes? Yes.

    But do you need a bedroom-sized closet full of expensive clothes?

    Well I need clothes, so...

  • Did I see the winter storm warning? Yes.

    I'm I preparing in any way? No.

    Will I regret my choice? Maybe.

  • Home "security" cameras cause far, far more angst and grief than they do benefit.

    "Hey, mister policeman, here's a video of a guy stealing my truck."

    "Yep, that's a guy stealing your truck, alright."

    "..."

    "Should'a put it in your garage."

    "My garage is full of crap I bought on Amazon. Some of it, I haven't even opened. Also, the truck didn't fit in the garage after I had it lifted."

    "The report is filed, I'll let you know if we find anything."

    "You're not going to find anything, are you?"

    "We're not even going to look."

    One-third of Nextdoor is lost pets. One-third is people selling crap they bought at Goodwill. And, the last third is people asking about the "suspicious" (non-white) man who walked down the sidewalk past their house at 5AM.

  • I want Lemmy to link all slang words I post in a comment to a reference about their recorded use.

  • Sweet!

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  • Where did the idea that life should have meaning even come from? Do elephants worry about this? Because, if elephants don't, then I won't bother either.

  • Businesses: "Build where land is cheaper, because there are no people there."

    "But, we need people to work here, how do they get here?"

    "They'll drive in cars, on roads, built by taxes levied against them. You don't think I'm paying for the roads, do you? Not a chance. They should be grateful I let them work with me."

    "But, you drive on the roads, too."

    "My car is a business expense."

    "No, I mean you pay taxes for the roads too."

    "... accountants are cheaper."

  • No surprise at all. But, they'll claim no conflict every time. Not that I expect a scientist to be any more self-aware than anyone else, but it would be nice.

  • Why the hell would I want a "second phone"? I don't like my first phone. I want a phone that I don't hate, not a second phone to add to my misery.

  • Hmm.

    I don't ask for help out of stubbornness. I guess I never grew out of "I can do it myself!" But, now, I have no one to ask, so there's that.

    I haven't had an actual friend in over 30 years. I had a roommate for four years who was the next-closest thing to a friend I had--mostly a friend, more than just a roommate, at least. Then I got married, and she seemed like a friend until she cheated on me. Other than that, I've had work acquaintances, some of whom I would occasionally hang out with outside of work, but once I quit and left, that ended, too. I've had many girlfriends over the years, but that's not really the same thing. It was never "friend with benefit", it was always benefit with friend. Once the benefit stopped, so did the friendship. So, yeah, not great at relationships.

    I don't feel I've ever been outright abandoned. Apart from the divorce, the parting of ways was to some degree mutually agreed to. And, by the time the divorce was finalized, I was on board, too. You might think, "But, she cheated on you...", well, yes, but things aren't always so black and white and simple to parse.

  • They didn't want you to control it, is all. Also, they won't give it back to you, even if they change their name again.

    How much did you get?

  • It's true. Some people are born assholes, grow up to be assholes, and remain assholes their whole life. The nature half of "nurture, nature" can produce assholes, too.

  • Currently oldest known, perhaps.

    FTFY

  • My cat is chill about pretty much everything. I've never before had a cat so content and compliant. When I was the one feeding him in the morning, he never woke me up, he'd just sleep on the bed waiting for me. Once I was awake, though, he was a bit of a pest until I got up. But, even then, if I didn't immediately get up, he'd calm down and just wait. Coolest cat ever, I'll miss him when he's gone, he probably only has a couple of years left.

  • None of my hardware talks to me. I also shut down the Christmas lights in my case, and on my mouse.

    I haven't come across a kiosk that talks yet, but I suppose it will happen any day now.

  • When it makes the tones you never hear, and RAM is ridiculously expensive.