You don’t even know my real name is such a next level flex. Damn you, Spader, you’ve always been cool.

Get that fucking moon walker a shotgun. Moon walkers love shotguns. That’s so deliciously an American stereotype and I love it.

Which he refuses to use, because cats ain’t accountable for shit.

The color choice is ideal too, because that’s who you’d speak to for greener pursuits after everyone closes.

First time in a limo?

In one this small…

That’s up there with, the deer isn’t crossing the road, the road is crossing the forest. Always good to embrace new perspectives.

We’re all cool with that. Go nuts.

Should I send aid?

Damn Australia, y’all already Mad Maxing it down there, wtf?

Up and down range there, baby shoes.

Cassowary killed my colonist!

(Rimworld not colonialism, ew)

I mean, maybe a gavel smacking sue’in ass nintendoh? Fuck those greedy cunts.

Simcity for SNES is the greatest manual ever put together. One Lemmings opinion.

So invest in Raytheon and GD and Northrop Grumann like our oligarchical overlords?

I HATE THIS WALLPAPER! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

So, April fools?

You fucking slay so goddamn hard. Fuck yeah! So fucking proud of you. We stand together!

From my studies, again, not a member of the faith, just educated in it, Matthew desired to build the early Christian community and leaned into stories like this of the people coming together over Jesus teachings. Kinda interesting the slant here then, imo, when you consider that. Yeah boys, let’s break bread, but there is a snitch ass bitch amongst us trying to bring this good thing to an end.

Yeah, tax the sun you fucking cunts. That’s the way.

Heh, despite my actual beliefs, I did grow up with this stuff, and Iirc, Jesus knew it was his last, and famously declared someone would betray him at this, his last supper. I know it’s a joke, just pointing that out.