Reaction: Counterspell

Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!

If you know you’re gonna get arrested; make the photo memorable.

The internet needs its dungeons of degeneracy, to protect the rest of us.

Also, the bible didn’t say only 2 monke

“Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth” (Genesis 7:2–3)

Poster is both dumb and inaccurate.

My partner and I got one each. She stopped using hers so now I have one on charge all the time.

Also! If your charging base contact pins get sticky and corroded, a spray of WD-40 and some light poking fixes them right up, and seems to delay further issues.

Fish is not a real classification.

I do believe that is confirmed canon.

You can’t move in three dimensions?

Damn, the glass ceiling is real!

This is intentional.

Companies don’t want you fixing things, so they both make them hard to fix and then refuse to supply spare parts, unless they are forced to. In which case they make it as difficult as possible.

Doing so, to an obvious degree might get your account banned. So, care might be required.

If they have other methods of collection they maybe be able to just filter out the noise.

Op is a tier-3 troll.

Try harder.

You can explain, if you like.

“U.S.S. Titanic”

Being so American-brained to not understand the Titanic was a British ship, the “RMS Titanic”.

Perfect answer.

Trying to figure out how this is a Loss comic….

Worth the weight

Your feelings are valid!

It sounds like there was no betrayal or hostility involved, just two people who grew apart.

Because you’re a good citizen you didn’t start looking around before telling your partner things were over.

And it’s springtime, so certain… feelings are more prominent.

Also worth noting that being in the wrong country makes you naughty.

Fucking why?!

Bobo?!