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CustardFist

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  • Cell Mates

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  • Not to be vulgar or anything, but in this case, it might be wise to smear feces on your dick. Old prison trick.

  • Grandma

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  • Better get to the airport before someone else claims the old bag. 😲

  • Mycology is a complicated field

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  • So not mushroom for error. 🫤

  • ‘DESERT BULLIES’ [OC]

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  • GAAAAAH!!! ✊😫✊

  • ‘DESERT BULLIES’ [OC]

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  • Yeah. Made a spelling boo boo. 😓

  • ‘DESERT BULLIES’ [OC]

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  • Awww, thanks. 🤗

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  • Thanks. 😊

  • ‘DESERT BULLIES’ [OC]

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  • Oh dammit! I did it again! 😅I always mess up with sweet and sweat. 🤌😩🤌

  • ‘LEAVING’ [OC]

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  • Get laid, son. It might help you.Good night. 🙏

  • ‘LEAVING’ [OC]

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  • Damn, bruh. Who put sand in your Fleshlight™? 😏

  • ‘LEAVING’ [OC]

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  • That a very good answer. You won. 😎

  • Doug The Cartoon Character Who Refuses To Say Or Do Anything

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  • His body language speaks volumes though. 🤓

  • Double Order

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  • Boy, do I know where he’s coming from. 🙄

  • Blind Date

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  • And what her carrying capacity for seamen is. 😜

  • Blind Date

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  • I wonder if she’s a tugger. 😏

  • ‘RANDOM FLUFF #84’ [OC]

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  • You got it. 🫵😎

  • Carbonara

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  • I don’t know much about American Italian. I’m from the Netherlands. 🤷‍♂️ 🇳🇱

    But I can tell you’re passionate about this. I like that. 😌

  • Carbonara

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  • I was counting on it. 😏

  • Carbonara

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  • Ah yes. The Italians with their culinary repertoire, based on the same 7 ingredients. 😜 🤌🤌

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    ‘GREEN’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #83’

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    ‘INFRARED’

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    ‘SIGNS OF INFLUENCE’

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    ‘SIGNS OF INFLUENCE’

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    'KRAMPUS'

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #82’

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    'RANDOM FLUFF #18'

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #81’

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    'RANDOM FLUFF #17'

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    ‘PARROT POOP’

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    ‘BACKSTORY’

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    ‘BACKSTORY’

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    ‘START OF THE DAY’

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    ‘WINE TASTING’

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    ‘MEANING OF LIFE’

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    ‘MEANING OF LIFE’

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    RANDOM FLUFF #16

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    ‘20 MINUTES, TOPS’

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    RANDOM FLUFF #15 [OC] - Karen is not pleased