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CustardFist

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  • You finally figure that mysterious voice commanding you is not the devil

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    I'm already downstairs... in the basement

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  • Maybe the clit is the friends we meet along the way. 😉

  • ‘RICH SOIL’ [OC]

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  • The story of all my plants. 🙄

  • Lit

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  • “Listen, Allen. I’d love to agree with you, but then we’d be both wrong.”

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    ‘NICE BODIES’ [OC]

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  • Well observed, my friend. 🫵😎

  • A Comic Wherein Artemis Avoids Mount Olympus

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  • The woods are a great place to fart in peace.😙💨

  • Opossum In The Underworld #1

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  • But that’s impossumble! 😲

  • ‘EXTREME GOURMET’ [OC]

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  • People. 🙄

  • ‘EXTREME GOURMET’ [OC]

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  • Could be a band name one day. 🤔

  • ‘EXTREME GOURMET’ [OC]

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  • Imagine being a descendant from these two people’s turds.

  • Basement Dwellers

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  • I bet all the monsters from below ask each other: “Ha. What’s this guy’s deal?”

  • Rebranding

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  • Maybe also emphasize he can’t afford a boat.

  • ‘A LONG ONE’ [OC]

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  • Why you little…… ((✊)) 👴

  • ‘A LONG ONE’ [OC]

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  • Just learned this.

  • ‘A LONG ONE’ [OC]

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  • And you can’t put salve on your soul. 🙄

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    ‘MISSED IT’ [OC] (with ‘forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff)

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    ‘MISSED IT’ [OC] (with ‘forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff)

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #20’

  • Sacrifice

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  • Agree 100%. 🤜🤛

  • ‘BLUE GALAXY’ [OC]

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  • Hahaha. Dwarfs all over the place, Andromeda coming to rearrange our galaxy’s guts. One day, I’ll make a nasty NSFW comic about that. 😅

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    ‘BLUE GALAXY’

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    ‘BLUE GALAXY’

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    'RANDOM FLUFF #19'

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    ‘BEARLY JOKING’

  • ‘WRONG LINE’ [OC]

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  • Same. Wouldn’t it be cool if one could hire a bunch of actors who can perform at one’s funeral? Have them dress up like:

    • a mysterious, sexy femme fatale
    • a group of Arab oil sheiks
    • some indigenous tribe from the Amazon.

    Let them make your life seem more exciting and mysterious than it really was. 🙄

  • ‘WRONG LINE’ [OC]

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  • Ooh. I picked some random items from their menu, but apparently their website redirected me to the British version, which probably is the nearest Wendy’s near my country.

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    ‘WRONG LINE’

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    ‘WRONG LINE’

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    ‘THORNY DEVIL’ [OC] (read it with an Australian accent. It’s fun.)

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    ‘DESERT BULLIES’

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    ‘DESERT BULLIES’

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    ‘BLIND’

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    ‘LONGEST TRIP’

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    ‘LEAVING’

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    ‘LEAVING’

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    Yesterday I ate Cheetos™ with a fork. WTF is wrong with me???

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    ‘TALK THE TALK’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #84’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #84’