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  • It was a beautiful Norwegian summer. The sun was out, the rain had stopped and the midges was not out (yet).

    I was around 8 or 9 and only wearing a pair of shorts feeling the sun kiss my shockingly white skin, while I carried our cat outside. She was laying over my shoulder. She purred and purred. It was bliss.

    Then my mother pulled the cord and fired up the lawn mover. The cat used me as a ramp as it took off and ran inside to hide under the couch.

    As a man in my 40s, I have both physical and psychological scars from that day.

  • This follows classic maritime law: You don't have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

  • I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here

  • That's now called "drinking blood"

  • Ruined clothes 😱

  • Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

  • Some old guy on Facebook:

    "But it's snowing where I am!"

  • Christ. Sounds like you need to have less contact with your parents

  • That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet

  • We could call it Fedora!

  • Excellent song by Radiohead 👍

  • Perhaps I'm just an old 40 year old fart, but the Internet was better before. I miss the 00s and the 10s. Now it's just paywalls, LLM generated bullshit, and search results from SEO orgies

  • Meh, why not?

  • "Laks" in Norwegian. "Røykalaks" is smoked salmon

  • Hungary for land

  • Ok

  • Not a fixation on foreskins but on personal freedoms and the right to choose what happens to your own body:

    Are you an adult? Cut off what ever part of your body you want to. I don't care.

    Are you an adult who wants to cut of body parts from others? No. Stop it. Let them decided themselves when they are old enough.

  • Yeah, I'm not watching this two minute video. Humans of the Internet, what is the prompt?

  • And they are dicks.

    Regards,

    Norway