Crowtee_Robot [he/him, they/them]

There’s a reason you avoid the Noid instead of fighting.

Ronald and Chuck E. both have crews for backup.

The Noid ruins pizzas so he hard counters Ceaser.

I didn’t trust the Jolly Green Giant because lots of media shows that just one giant is not always as effective as it seems especially against superior numbers.

Kool-Aid guy and Poppin’ Fresh both look like they have some overpowered magical/supernatural power that makes them really hard to kill.

Jack has barely changed in decades so he’s either immortal or on some high level training, plus he’s a CEO so he can bankroll an army.

I’ll take Jack for the funding, Ronald for his crack McDonaldland commandos, Kool-Aid Guy as a Hulk-like ace, and the Noid for pizza counters and general cartoon shenanigans.

It’s them against mostly just humans and animals. The only one that worries me is the little dough man.

Finally! Casting a Helen of Troy who actually hatched from an egg!

Six years…damn.

Haven’t watched it, but as a born and raised St. Louisan I’m mostly just annoyed at how the production team seems to have only used about 90 seconds of research about the actual city in which they decided to place the show (St. Louis Metro County? GTFO it’s just St. Louis County. It’s on the map ffs).

STL is an old, weird, and extremely fucked up city that could get good mileage out of a show that bothered to actually do some research or had a local at the helm. Plenty of shows have captured the vibe of where they’re set, but this show could have been set anywhere that isn’t New York or LA to keep the “middle-america- is-into-some-freaky-shit” tone.

Nothing new to TV production really, just a bee in my bonnet about placing a city name on the title but making the city itself largely irrelevant to the actual show.

Release the all babies cut of Logan’s Run.

In Eureka, MO this is the way.

I actually grew up in Eureka and this was the bougiest subdivision in town at the time (can’t say for certain now because every available square inch has a hellish housing development in it). One time a house there burned down because it had a meth lab in the basement.

She should’ve just embezzled the pants off of him so much that he’ll think he’s in the pilot again.

The potential of the premise dries up so quickly that it was hard for me to stay invested.

I would rather watch Tommy Wiseau’s entire body of work and follow up with reading “My Immortal” again than try to delve into this insanity. :warf-wtf:

US Exceptionalism is a hell of a thing. The double think is insane.

“The Holocaust was bad.” “We should just bomb the entire Middle East.”

Zero self-awareness when interrogated on the contradiction here.

This is your brain on gender essentialism.

After reading this I went back and damn it’s true. It almost reads like McGruder just hates everyone and lets us know with stereotype jokes and cultural navel gazing.

:100-com: