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Developer for 30+ years, father of four.

  • Like how the Donald Duck subreddit got a spinoff called The_Donald

  • Man I wish that game worked on my phone.

  • Castle

  • Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.

  • I've heard that as well. In my mother's case she actually passed quite peacefully.

  • I can't imagine what it would look like, on fire.

  • This one got sent to all my family. Thank you for your service.

  • I am from the United States and while I think that we used to lead the world, I have to acknowledge that China has us with our pants around our ankles. American exceptionalism is dead.

  • I have killed someone. My mother. It was intentional, legal and sanctioned. She was at the end of her life, suffering from Alzheimers and her entire family was present. I volunteered, as her only living child, to pull the plug. And I did. Did I kill someone? Yes. Was it the best thing to do at the time? Yes. Do you wonder if that's a good way to go out of this world? Probably. Would you be wrong? Yes.

  • God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.

  • I've been waiting with my big gay guns.

  • You are living in a house of cards.

  • Long story. Sexpositive meeting, years later, she asked me for a date.

  • TooFlyforAWIFI is mine

  • That has to be the most random string of words that actually works ever constructed.

  • You completely missed their point.

  • It's fine. It just doesn't need to exist is all.

  • Be careful not to loose your mind.

  • This is such a niche meme. Love it.

  • Photography @lemmy.world

    Aomori, Japan

  • Political Humor @lemmy.world

    I think that Colbert and Kimmel should start a new political/comedy show.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What would you recommend that I see in Japan?

  • Movie News and Discussion @lemmy.ml

    Michael Madsen has died at age 67

    www.cnn.com /2025/07/03/entertainment/michael-madsen-death
  • Videos @lemmy.world

    I am imploring you to find a piece of lost media.

  • pics @lemmy.world

    These blankets can only contain my fury for so long.

  • pics @lemmy.world

    On the wing at dawn saying goodbye to Mt. Rainier

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Growth

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Mapped projections have been a thing for a while now, but why aren't people mounting projectors and dancing carefully choreographed moves to match a projection on their bodies?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    How many people would you give 10 dollars to without question?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    I am a very liberal person and I have very liberal children, except for one. I'm pretty sure my Gen Z son has been taken in by fascist doctrine. What can I get him for Christmas?

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    What What

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    The Wizard of Speed and Time

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Am I insane?

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    I poured all the galaxies in the Universe into a pool - Epic Spaceman

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    What the HELL is going on here. Two very old white brits rapping with T-Pain...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Unbeleafable

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Can you explain to me why Beethoven's 5th symphony is better than his 6th?

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Guy spends three years figuring out how to upload this video to Youtube.

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    JAWS homage - sweded?