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ColeSloth

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  • Yep. Tons of people want to say they like real hot stuff because it sounds cool, so most hot sauces cater to those people, but they don't actually want those people to only buy it once. They want repeat customers so they make it mild enough for a lot of people to tolerate.

    If you really like hot sauce (like in the top 5% of people), "Dave's Insanity Sauce" is a great tasting and affordable sauce I like to splash and put on all sorts of stuff from eggs to sandwiches to pizza. I've even found it at a couple grocery stores. Like $7 a bottle.

    If you want truly hot. The kind of stuff that draws out intense pain from most that try it, Da Bomb hot sauces have been made by a company out of Kansas City Kansas called Spicin Foods. You may have heard of Da Bomb beyond insanity from the show Hot Ones. It's actually the hottest sauce they have on that show (and the guests usually show it) even though it's not the last one in the lineup. Spicin Foods is one of the few companies that I actually believe to have accurate scoville ratings. The hot ones Da Bomb beyond insanity is one of the da bomb's least hot sauces at 136,000 scoville, and like I said, it's actually the hottest sauce on that show.

    There's another Da Bomb called Ground Zero that's around 325,000 scoville. That's to the point where I don't want to use much at all and it's quite hot to me. Many other sauces I've tried over the decades have claimed to be much higher scoville and they usually aren't as hot as Ground Zero.

    And then they have "da bomb The Final Answer" 1,500,000 scoville. Fuck this shit. This can leave a chemical burn on your skin. I have never in my life met anyone in person who does spicy like I do and a large drop of this stuff made me hallucinate colors and sweat outside in freezing weather. By the time my head quit burning my stomach hurt so bad it made me vomit. Which made my mouth start burning again. It's the shit I'll only put like a drop of in a bowl of chili.

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  • I'm the "spicy guy" of my circle of people I know, so I always get brought in the challenge things and hottest x to try. Had the gummies and jerky, and beer, and all sorts of things. The chip has been the only one that I'd actually say was hot. Mouth was fine, but it made my stomach hurt for like 10 minutes.

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  • No one does. It isn't a 2.2 million shu chocolate bar. It just has a very small amount of Carolina reaper pepper as an ingredient in the bar. Most of those hot sauces with goofy names are the same way. "Satan's lBunghole made with 6,000,000 pepper extract" Yeah. Made with like a drop of extract so the sauce is more like 200,000 scoville.

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  • It's advertising bs. The chocolate isn't that hot. It isn't 2.2 million scoville. It had a tiny amount of 2.2 million scoville pepper mixed into the chocolate. That pepper is dead last on the ingredients list. You'd have a harder time eating half a habanero.

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  • Those bars are fine to eat, though. Spicy chocolate tastes good and the 2.2 million advertising is BS. They contain a tiny amount of pepper from 2 million+ scoville Carolina reaper peppers. Diluted down as the last ingredient in the chocolate bar makes it way, way, lower.

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  • Lost a plant with peppers on it? I wonder what OG was eating that.

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  • My mouth is broken and I love really spicy stuff. Like, still haven't met someone in person who likes things as spicy as I like them.

    FYI to the Flaming Anus chocolate bar: it's advertising hype BS. Like most hot sauces yelling out some high scoville number. All that big "2.2 million scoville" on the packaging here is actually just referencing that it has Carolina reaper pepper in the chocolate, and that those peppers can be up to 2.2 million scoville.

    But the peppers are dead last on the ingredient list. Each bar has very little in it. If I ate a Carolina reaper pepper rated over 2 million even I would hate it and it would burn and I'd feel like my insides wanted to die. But the chocolate bar here is just a spicy little snack.

  • TIL cows can suffer from fatal bloated stomachs. A way of treating it is by puncture and burning the released methane gas (to determine how much is remaining).

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  • Cutting out the middle man to light your farts on fire.

  • Orange County Mayor signs ICE agreement to avoid being removed from office

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  • No. There are only certain orders that are legal ultimatums and this order was above the guy and there was no legal recourse around it. You want someone who tries, or someone who fights nothing?

  • Imagine not being able to shower, because AI slop generator machines need that water!

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  • According to many suspicions and now also reported from an NSA agent that was involved in the investigations, Harris beat trump by a wide margin. The voting machines had been tampered with in order to fix the election, and that the machines used have more or less been vulnerable to this happening and likely has been happening for the last 15+ years, allegedly.

    So we may not have voted for this. Not to mention the hard gerrymandering that has been happening for the past 20 years. (There's pretty much always been gerrymandering, though).

  • GOG.com gives away free horny games to protest credit card company censorship

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  • Yep. I remember it being in the mall for Coleman's book signing. I also remember that they actually got Gary Coleman as the voice actor.

  • Orange County Mayor signs ICE agreement to avoid being removed from office

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  • You can't be replaced "just because". There are still some rules set in place.

  • Russian volcano erupts for first time in centuries

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  • Only if it's running fast and has been running over the surface long enough that it created a slick bio film on the ground already. A 6 inch wave of water won't even knock down your Grandma.

  • A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”

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  • Blonds. James Blonds.

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  • What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?

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  • No thanks. Ryobi one blade.

  • Russian volcano erupts for first time in centuries

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  • "Sunday's 7.0 magnitude quake hit the Kuril Islands and could lead to waves of up to 18cm (7in), Russia's emergency ministry reported."

    " Ah! My ankles are wet! "

  • GOG.com gives away free horny games to protest credit card company censorship

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  • I can't remember if it was p1 or p2, but I remember having to fight Gary Coleman. Lol

  • Orange County Mayor signs ICE agreement to avoid being removed from office

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  • Seems most of the people in this comment thread don't understand this and are shitting All over him.

  • Orange County Mayor signs ICE agreement to avoid being removed from office

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  • Be like all the other people who resigned or got fired in protest of what our shit government was forcing them to do. The position just gets handed down to the closest marginally qualified person willing to be a lapdog and do whatever they're told.

    If the option you're presented with is to sign or be replaced and they have the authority to do it, then it's a shit option to let yourself get replaced when you know you're replacement would be willing to roll over on everything.