Cicraft

Against the kitchen floor in my ass

At least it has somewhat of a sense

what

https://f-droid.org/packages/com.xlythe.minecraftclock/

what is this even referencing

she wasn’t even trans

Amen

one would argue that’s a Linux feature

which ones? ATM? Gregtech?

and then going back to the therapist: 🎶 Let’s begin! I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone! 🎶

I’m so useless I can’t even be used as a bad example

We already breed animals and plants, why not breed other humans? It’d be cool to live in a world where everyone is a healthy super soldier

And why’s that?

“You’re broken. We are still your friends. Do you still believe that? I’m still here. I will put you back together.”

I’ll take real engagement over bot traffic any day of the week

You know you can just stick to the app store if you’re worried about that, right?

How’s apple more secure?

Cities don’t exist inside computers, silly

Actual propaganda, not this shock headline provoker

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

CAPRA, CAPRA, CAPRA IGNORANTE