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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • You are an omniscient and all powerful God.

    You create someone who is tortured and killed in a war at the age of 2.

    You are a benevolent God because you helped that person experience the full spectrum of what life has to offer.

    The 2 year old did not acknowledge your supreme authority because you did not give it a developed brain to grasp the concept and so they burn in hell for eternity, never able to fully comprehend what happened to them. Their entire existence is one of suffering and unexplainable agony.

    You are a benevolent God.



  • It’s funny because the ADHD subreddit is memes and upvotes and people talking about how ADHD hurts their performance at work.

    The bipolar subreddit is people who want to kill themselves. People who are homeless. People who are broken, have lost their spouses, jobs, lives.

    And ADHD gets so much sympathy. It’s a mental illness that’s so socially acceptable that people talk about it at work. Compare and contrast that to bipolar where you carry a stigma wherever you go. It’s nuts.




  • Tell them you did something unverifiable but technical.

    “I started a game studio with a buddy from college. No, sorry, I don’t have a TIN (tax identification number [IRS])”

    Give them a number to a burner phone and fake an accent.

    “Tom? Yeah we worked together at ___ I felt like he was a great guy to work with.”

    Tell them you were deathly sick.

    “Yeah I had skin cancer. Nothing major but I had to take it easy and after beating it we all went on vacation to celebrate”

    Tell them you lived the software engineer dream life

    “After leaving my last job I wanted a change of pace so I went to become a bartender in Melbourne. It was all under the table”