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  • Joe Biden is literally the Grandpa in the joke "Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. Everyone else on the bus he was driving died screaming." Grandpa needs to just shut the fuck up and go away already.

  • "Think of how stupid the average American is. Then, realize half the country is stupider that that."

    -St. George Carlin

  • "Thank you for choosing Carl's Jr. You are a bad citizen. Your government is now the possession of Carl's Jr."

  • stupid Americans can’t discern fact from fiction.

    It's almost as if all the attacks on education over the last 4-7 decades are bearing fruit.

  • "Darwin hates Brandis. Please, kill Brandis or kill Darwin."

  • He talks to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. That only speaks native aboriginal.

  • Yes, Gorgonzola, u can haz cheezbrgr.

  • I dunno... there is video evidence of Butthead hitting on underage girls...

  • You figured her out. Lookup "Flaming Fucking Cunt" and you'll find Linda.

  • "It's like he's trying to jump over that other dog, but he just can't make it. GET IT BOY! YOU CAN DO IT!"

  • I'm sorry, but i see him more as a Butthead than a Beavis.

  • Hear hear from the 505.

    turns slow circle, taking in Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska and Wyoming off in the distance, and completing the circuit on Utah

    Well, fuck.

  • Yep. I'm basically paraphrasing family.

    My aunt is pretty psyched because she's convinced that Trump is gonna take away Medicare and SS from the younger generations. "But I'll be ok because he won't take it from the boomers." That's an actual quote. She's also deeply religious, if you couldn't guess.

  • Jeez, just gonna call out half my extended family and damn near every "religious" person I've ever met in one truth bomb, eh Carl?

  • Disagree. We already have an excess of heartless reptiles running around.

  • Are these the "enemies within" that Trump kept talking about?