Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

I don’t know what the gorram frak you’re talking about.

“Why, Union_of_Kobolds, I’m impressed. You’re an oak.”

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

Nee!

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

Oh, i didn’t recognize his foot, which led to his hand and his hair. Makes a lot more sense now.

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

Is Sokka kicking Appa in the throat…?

Ok, Tazerface…

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

“Make it stop!”