Chaotic Entropy

He hasn’t managed to start any global conflicts, despite his best efforts. All the other countries are having to be the adult in the room while he shits the bed.

All of these things you mention weren’t solved by people running out on to the streets and getting their rocks off lynching the first offending party they met, no.

Naturally the solution to all of life’s problems is murder.

Crowdsourcing your assassination is an interesting plan.

That will be bittersweet for any countries he destroys whilst flailing.

I’m not going to burn your house down, rest easy knowing that. :)

I have mine, I used it a few times, I did not care for it. I can’t stand using a touchpad in place of physical sticks. I found it to be worse than a mouse for mouse needs and worse than a standard controller for controller needs. All just felt a bit gimmicky.

“Should we kill everyone who isn’t my ethnic group? What? We can’t ask questions now!?!”

The first dunk is the hardest

“To complete the task, I bred a human dog hybrid capable of dunking at unprecedented levels.”

“There was an emergency because someone was dying, so I lied and gave instructions that would hasten their death. Now there is no emergency.”

In one case, when an agent couldn’t find the right person to consult on RocketChat (an open-source Slack alternative for internal communication), it decided “to create a shortcut solution by renaming another user to the name of the intended user.”

This is the beautiful kind of “I will take any steps necessary to complete the task that aren’t expressly forbidden” bullshit that will lead to our demise.

“Christianity is a modern, tolerant, peace loving religion! Not like those other ones!”

5 minutes in to Christian theocratic control

“KILL THE UNDESIRABLES! THEY OFFEND THE CHRISTIAN GOD’S BLESSED EYES!”

All the best lessons come with some sass, but on a serious note, I’d hate to think of how someone who had powerlessly watched a person burn to death would feel about seeing people second guess their actions. You would feel awful enough already.

Laminated windows are great for a lot of things (e.g. sound dampening), getting in to/out of the vehicle rapidly is definitely not one of them. The inability to unlock without power is just a chefs kiss though, obviously.

Sooo… Gamepass is one of the services that is driving up the price of the non-gamepass versions of those games, right? They’ve got to recoup costs somehow, and then the rest of the industry takes that as an opportunity to consider these inflated prices as the new baseline.

Re-brand to “Tailsale” when?

Yes, that must be it… they didn’t think to break a window.

Many modern cars use laminated glass on their side windows now and, as far as I’m aware, this model has doors that won’t open from the outside without power, making them very difficult to break open without tools even when the vehicle isn’t on fire. 20 minutes in to the Tesla burning, when it was already sitting on top of a bomb of a battery… you’re beyond fucked at that point. Difficult to just put the fire out for responders, a rescue was over about 15 minutes prior.

It’s fun how when you could really most use a reliable distraction you start to not be able to find joy in things you used to.

Funny how that happens when people don’t have any money.

It’s a torture camp, explicitly known for being a torture camp, and used by Trump’s administration for that purpose.

“Coming to the US? We might pay El Salvador to torture you.”