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There is a positive correlation between how often I post and how poorly my life is going.

Moved to Icytrees@sh.itjust.works

  • I'm not even American and my hours got cut the last time he was elected because tariffs nearly killed the company I worked for. I wish one of those old as fuck politicians in his orbit would use what little time they have left to end this bastard.

  • His films are classics and still fondly remembered for a good reason, he didn't shy away from the hard life lessons. Sure, we don't always get a happy ending, but kids deal with death, sickness, loss and bad people all the time. They need media that shows they're not alone.

  • Rock-a-Doodle was the shit, so many unhinged lines for a kids movie and Goldie was definitely a prostitute. "If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?"

  • If the cop loses their job over this, it's like two birds with one bullet.

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  • Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

  • The one downvote on all the comments implying OP is a twat are the internet version of a frowny faced child stamping his feet.

  • This was either posted by someone who's 9 and doesn't know any better, or 90 and should know better.

  • Just imagine a football team using the quaker oats guy as a mascot and calling them "The crackers."

  • Building an attack helicopter and naming it after a group of people who absolutely fucked your shit up seems like a sign of respect to me.

  • This person texts admitting to stalking you, thensends texts admitting to bribing the police? Did you call the station with your tracking number to confirm this? Or take your copy of the report to another station if you did confirm it was buried? Those details will help round out your creative writing exercise here.

  • I don't know enough to know if it's easier to cover up months of subtle and forceful coercion, or a billionaire's murder. I think that would count as 'duress' for the nepo chilluns. This is hard, I can understand why everyone's not doing it.

  • We'd have have to use drugs or something first to get them to sign over their wealth. Probably film it, make sure no one thinks it was under duress. The whole process could take months to make sure it looks legit. CIA level brainwashing maybe? I donno, just spitballing. Then just make sure they can't backtrack on everything by finishing the job.

  • Thanks for understanding the irony I was attempting. Guess I'm off on my delivery.

  • A catholic who hates the vatican. A doctor who hates the hospital they work at. A conservative who hates the republican party.

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  • Maybe a six year old needs to wash his car and look for work.

  • Clear-cut facts are dry as hell, too. No emotion, no worldbuilding. Saying "I went to the baseball game this afternoon" is not as engaging as "Scott's kid hit his first home run today, you should have seen his dad cheer!"

  • What answer? Oh, you mean that string of words you just sorta regurgitated from some echoing pit of men who furiously agree with each other on the internet? Yep, pretty easy to criticize that.

  • Not creepy, normal guys don't feel the need to point out how not creepy and normal they are.

    Not creepy, normal guys don't wonder why women don't talk to them.

    Not creepy, normal guys don't treat women as a monolith.

    We don't all share a goddamn hivemind, sending out weekly fliers on hot topics and who we're ignoring on the internet today.

    You talk like someone I would avoid.