Oh damn its illegal?

Clearly the God Emperor would never do anything illegal.

Are you saying i should vote for some commie, socialist, shia law wanting, gay, transgender, abortion on demand wanting, atheist, clearly not the right shade of white Democrat?

Perish the thought

He is going to say the election is rigged, declare it null and every single person in his cabinet will go along with it. Then likely declare anyone not willing to breath in Trumps farts directly from his asshole a traitor and that they need to be properly “reeducated” on what it means to love the Trump States of Trump.

Repercussions are for poor people sir. If you dont let the rich break the law you will never benefit from their wealth trickling down to you like a warm golden stream.

You know what? Fuck it. Just rename everything after him.

US Dollar = A Trumpie

USA? Not anymore fucker its the Trump Trump of Trumps.

Think you live in New York? Nope. We just renamed it New Trump.

Want to Visit Yellowstone? Dont you mean Trumpstone?

Not a snowball chance in Hades he tries it. Trump is if nothing more a complete narcissist.

Stepping down after his “bigly” win in 2024 would be seen as failing, and he cannot fail. He can only be failed. I do not think if he makes it to 2028 he is leaving in anything short of handcuffs or a body bag.

I was told that Iranian men, big beautiful men, came to Trump with tears in their eyes telling him how much of a big strong man he was and how he completely defeated them and they wanted to be a state.

Was i lied to?

McConnell fucking over democracy one last time on his way out is the only way he would want to go.

A week? He broke the first fucking part of the MOU less than a day later threatening Iran over something.

Despite the fact that Trump’s FBI amd DOJ may fuck this case royally, I am comfortable in knowing this is Joe Biden’s fault.

I for one am shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Well not that shocked

Oh it absolutely will be a gender neutral bathroom. I guess i read it differently thinking piss had some gender associated to it i was not aware of.

I was unaware piss was gendered…

The dudes already in trouble. Like yea he may not be convicted but thats besides the point. The charged individual now has to pay for lawyers to argue this, spend his time in court rather than working if he is employeed, deal with the emotional toll of being federally charged with something and the fear of fines and prison, and god knows what else from dealing with this. I wouldnt doubt some red hat enthusiast is gonna threaten him every day from now until the day he dies.

It is about scaring people into compliance not the outcome of the trial.

I hate Cornyn but the fact that this fucker ousted him is still wild to me

Pretty simple actually.

Thanks Obama.

Or is it Thanks Biden now?