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CarbonConscious [he/him]

@ CarbonConscious @hexbear.net

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  • runs so fast that legs turn into cartoon-style pinwheels and moves slightly backward at first before zooming away at maximum speed to the search box on the music streamer

  • IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

  • Fuuuuuck yeah, this looks like some Rama shit.

  • Hey not much to add just posting to get more entries in the daily hexbear giveaway thx

  • Nah just keep one of the claws!

  • That could be the tagline for the entire US school system, tbh.

  • Saying this out loud sounds like the start of a Mighty Boosh crimp.

  • I love that these became some kind of chud-flex, because they really missed the mark in a big way on trying to impress anybody but their own stupid in-group.

    Like, I hate the car-gemony in the united burgers, but I'm still a little baby-brained vroom-vroom pilled and can appreciate neat cars. And it's like, do you realize what a sweet friggin car you could have gotten for $90k+? You could have had a Viper, a Porsche, hell even an FJ would have at least had some niche-coolness and huge piles of (likely unused) functionality for way less than price, and that is what you chose to get with your fun-car budget?

  • Yeah say what you will about them (seriously please, say more things about them), but the only one useful thing they do is provide great big laughs to me and mine whenever we see them.

    So at least they are providing entertainment value to the community.

    Pagliacci's Clown-Truck.

  • See, there's your problem - there's no windows on a naval vessel!

    If they had just taken the perfectly working toilet design and tossed it out the porthole, then maybe things would have been different.

  • Sword of Damocles from RHPS - lots of good room for dramatic exaggeration.

  • So this is ohshitgit.com but for feds? And with less swears, I guess.

  • that overly busy horror manga linework and shading style that's just kind of visually repellent as its key point

    Ok but I like that

  • Clearly, the AI just got data-poisoned because this phrase appears in the nearly released Epstein files about 80,000 times.

  • Matt Pike makes me want to be a grosser, stonier man.

  • a necromancer that can damage the entire board, and a cleric to bring kitties back to life

    Ok the cleric raises dead and the necro does aoe? This really is a crazy game!

  • He was so distraught she was leaving he was losing his control over her

  • Sidenote for opsec, be cautious about these amazon share links - they've switched to this model using their own link shortener, and it 100% certainly let's them track who shared and who clicked and connect those together.

    I know it's the only link you can get out of the mobile app (which obviously already tracks you), but sharing the link with someone else does generate a unique connection for them.

    I'd advocate for using a browser and getting the page url (and clipping off the tracking info at the end) whenever possible, especially if you are sharing them through any kind of sensitive or identity-obscured platform. Or obviously using a different vendor when feasible, but I don't think I have to tell anyone here that.

  • technology @hexbear.net

    Mini-PCs for Gaming

  • gardening @hexbear.net

    Neighbor harassed my landlord until he made me cut all this natural growth down. Look like a downgrade to anyone else?