runs so fast that legs turn into cartoon-style pinwheels and moves slightly backward at first before zooming away at maximum speed to the search box on the music streamer
I love that these became some kind of chud-flex, because they really missed the mark in a big way on trying to impress anybody but their own stupid in-group.
Like, I hate the car-gemony in the united burgers, but I'm still a little baby-brained vroom-vroom pilled and can appreciate neat cars. And it's like, do you realize what a sweet friggin car you could have gotten for $90k+? You could have had a Viper, a Porsche, hell even an FJ would have at least had some niche-coolness and huge piles of (likely unused) functionality for way less than price, and that is what you chose to get with your fun-car budget?
Yeah say what you will about them (seriously please, say more things about them), but the only one useful thing they do is provide great big laughs to me and mine whenever we see them.
So at least they are providing entertainment value to the community.
FedEx guy be chucking em in the bushes off to the side fr.