I don’t think Stephen Colbert was being serious when he said that quote. Mind you, all the quote sites that cite him saying that do not provide the source. Based on his persona from The Colbert Report, I imagine this was part of a joke, especially given the names he called out.

I’ll take a restaurant full of disfigured people over 1 misbehaving toddler.

Oh look, another judge appointed by Trump. How many fucking partisan judges got appointed on his watch!?

I think he got put on leave because he worked hard on camera.

They were fantastic to use. I remember using ResEdit back in the day to change my menu names in the Finder, knowing what every system extension did so I could delete non essential ones to speed up the system.

Unlike these days, you spent more time getting work done, rather than fighting the application or OS.

I loathe how new OS’s and programs change the UI / UX these days and make it worse every time. Looking at you Adobe / Microsoft!

Couldn’t we just buy him a pizza lunch?

Good news, everyone. Turns out less than 8,000 children are dead. Guess it’s not a germicide after all /s.

Give me the GEP gun.