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  • I jumped…

    Some say I’m still falling to this day.

    In all seriousness, balloon jumps are a unique experience in skydiving… Because you go from dead silence to the rush of air at terminal velocity. Sure you can jump a helicopter that is hovering, but they are louder than airplanes.

    Exits from a balloon also tend to catch less experienced jumpers off guard, because you can’t fly your body till the speed builds up. First timers tend to flail a little. By the second jump they do just fine.



  • I have 4500 jumps over about 13 years in the sport. My interest was in competition, which is weird as I’m not really a competitive person normally. I joined a recreational 4 way team and just fell in love with it. That lead me and some friends founding a 4-way/ 8-way competition team and we competed in Open against the likes as Arizona Airspeed, Team Fasttrax, and The Golden Knights. We were normally competitive with them, but it’s hard to match teams paid to be there. I actually trained with Team Fasttrax for a short time as John Hart got his start at my home DZ.

    That experience parlayed into doing Demos. Part of my competition team started doing Demos at just about every place you can imagine. I did have my PRO license for a few years to be able to get insurance. The highlight of that was doing a Demo at an airshow where Gen Paul Tibbets was doing a presentation on World War II. He came up to me and one of my team mates to ask us about skydiving. It was a surreal experience. He had a lot of interest in what we did during the show. Definitely one of those memories that will live with me forever.

    What ended it all was internal team politics. My competition team was intertwined with the Demo team, so when barely held together relationships finally came crashing down on one, it brought down the other. By that time I was around 4000 jumps. There were a lot of hard feelings all around and I made the decision to pull back completely. Going back to just fun jumping just did not keep my interest. I took on students, but I always worked as a coach for jumpers just off student status… But again seeing my team just blow up like that really took its toll and I just grew disinterested. It didn’t help that I was in my early 30’s and my lifestyle pretty much precluded any type of long term relationship. Women think hanging out at the DZ to be pretty cool the first few times. However, every weekend with good weather and some with not so good weather just hanging out all day gets dull really fast.

    So landing after a fun jump and gathering my chute I looked around hard at the landing zone and just felt… Nothing. I was bored and not interested in trying to create another team. That was October of 2003 and in March of 2004 I met the future Mrs. CanopyFlyer for the first time. I did around 400 jumps the 2003 season, 2004 I did 20 and sold my gear in 2005 to help pay for the wedding and put a down payment on a house. My last jump was the summer of 2006 on student gear of all things and it was the only jump I made in 2006. Skydiving was my chrysalis going from who I was to who I am now. I look back on those years with fondness and often talk about the lessons I learned during that time. However, I never went back and never plan to. Actually now age and age related injuries have made going back nearly impossible anyway. Which I’m OK with, I would not be who I am today and married to the woman I am without those years spent in the sky.

    Today my wife and I have two boys and it’s satisfying watching them grow and start doing those things that I wanted to do at that age.



  • It’s 100% WFH and it’s as awesome as it sounds.

    I’ve done work like this job for a very long time so I can get things done very quickly, because I’ve done it all many times before. That gives me a lot of free time at home.

    My company is a real manufacturer that is one of the few and best in the world at what it builds. The product is something that peoples’ lives depend upon. So much so that profit motive is not the #1 consideration in regards to our products. Safety is absolute and profit takes a distant back seat. Contrast that with my last employer that makes household goods destined for a land fill and there were entire teams dedicated to making products cheaper, but be able to charge more for them. Absolutely hated my last employer.

    Corporate culture is an interesting mix of old school, stay with the company till you retire and bringing on new ideas and integrating them. Always keeping an actual eye on the important things, such as the aforementioned product safety.

    Needless to say, I love my job.

    Some cons: The main one is that I’m not really learning anything new, but I’ve been in this business for 30 years. While I do try to learn, a lot of the things that are being pushed these days are the same as I’ve seen before, just with new labels. That actually has been true for my last two employers, so I think it’s a symptom of my age and experience rather than an issue with the companies.

    My boss, who is fantastic, is wanting me to step up and take over his position. Which would raise my importance level in the corporate structure quite a bit. The problem with that is I took this position, which was a major downgrade for me, just to avoid being important. Fortunately, this is not an UP or OUT type of company. I just need to be careful to remain relevant.






  • Cirque du Soliel Crystal: A lot of amazing choreography and skating.

    Cats: We took our then 4 year old son and had seats in the first row. One of the cats came up to my son, who was standing in front of me. She scared him and he jumped up into my arms. She looked horrified and actually told me “SORRY!” I told her it was OK as my son actually started giggling after his initial fright. He turned in my arms and gave her one of his patented smiles. Later in the show the entire cast came out into the audience singing. They were so close that we could hear them singing directly without the PA. That was 15 years ago and our son still talks about it.

    Concerts:

    Chicago/ Beach Boys co headlining. By far the best rock concert I’ve attended.

    Black Crows opening for ZZ Top (Recycler Tour): ZZ Top was always known for spectacular shows. On this one though, the Black Crows performance was light years ahead of the headliner. They were a really good live band.

    Erich Kunzel and the Cincinnati Pops at the Riverbend Music Center: 1812 Overture. The Cincinnati Pops used actual cannons for the performance. Yeah, real cannons.


  • I’ve heard that.

    His birth cost was around $20k with a stay in the NICU the first two days.

    He was diagnosed before he even left the hospital. He had visible indications of Spina Biffida Occulta (Tethered Spinal Cord). Exactly 8 weeks after he was born he underwent the surgery. Which took a lot longer than expected because they couldn’t get a good MRI image. So the Neurosurgeon ended up doing exploratory surgery to find how far up the tether went.

    Total bill for the surgery and a week long hospital stay was $40k.

    Fortunately, my wife works for the same medical foundation that owns the hospital, and she still works there today. Plus they own the insurance company. So we were lucky to have the best health insurance available in our state.



  • The gap in my employment is NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS.

    It’s none of your fucking business that my kid required major neuro surgery at the age of 8 WEEKS and I needed to take a year off form work to care for him.

    You and all the other idiot corporations decided to fuck around with the economy and didn’t hire anyone for several years because YOU fucked it up.

    To be more flexible I decided to work a series of contracts instead of full time employment and fuckwits like you treat contractors like trash.

    Do you really want me to go on? Because I fucking can…

    BTW: The kid is OK and today (19 years later) is an accomplished figure skater that competes internationally.


  • Back in 2000 I lived in Loveland, OH which is just north of Cincinnati, OH. There used to be an old fashioned barber shop on Loveland-Madeira road.

    I walked into the barber shop and was greeted by the barber and told to take a seat. There were two other men in the shop. One was in the chair and getting his hair cut and the other was reading a newspaper and I was unable to see his face at all. The barber finished with the guy in the chair and looked over at the man reading the newspaper and said:

    “Neil you’re up.”

    The man closed his newspaper and laid on the chair next to him…

    And I found myself looking at the first man that walked on the moon.

    I completely blew every circuit breaker in my brain. Somehow though I managed to keep my composure and didn’t turn into a complete idiot. As he got his hair cut we talked about mundane things, never once talking about space flight, although we did discuss aviation. At the time I was a skydiver and he actually had some questions about it. He told me that he had a ride under a parachute… I replied, yeah I’ve seen that video.

    And that is how I met and had a conversation with Neil Armstrong.


  • Irrespective if the meaning has been reversed over the years.

    What most people miss about this saying is… IT GOES BOTH WAYS.

    If someone mistreats you and uses their blood relationship to you as an excuse, then that is not a member of your family. Family supports and goes through things together. Friends can become family. At this stage of my life, I have cut off my entire blood relations due to their toxic and stupid behavior. My family is the woman I married, my kids, and a few choice friends.


  • In the movie “Stripes” the scene where Bill Murray’s character stops the cab in the middle of the bridge and throws the keys into the river was filmed on the 2nd Street bridge in Louisville, Kentucky. My family and I lived on the Sunny Side of Louisville, otherwise known as Hell… errrr I mean Indiana.

    One of the cars passing by Bill Murray is my Dad in our family car. He was going over to downtown and the production were by the side of the road asking people if they would be willing to drive by for the scene.