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ByteOnBikes

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Original account. i also use my discuss online account.

  • Woman dies after being set on fire on NYC subway; Person of interest taken into custody, police say

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  • Woman dies after being set on fire on NYC subway; Person of interest taken into custody, police say

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  • There's no evidence but I'm wondering if the dude came up to this sleeping woman, poured alcohol on her, then lit her up.

  • Fear of job loss hits its highest point in years—but workers won’t accept less than $81,000

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  • Bro same!

    I'm making 5 times as much as I did when I was out of college. And I'm still nowhere near what my parents had.

    Which either implies I was living in extreme poverty back then, or this is a hellhole.

  • Fear of job loss hits its highest point in years—but workers won’t accept less than $81,000

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  • I bought lunch for my team of five and it came to $75 with tip.

    Fuck me. This was like basic sandwiches, chips, and a soda.

    Next time, I'll just bring them over to my house and make steaks for everybody for the same price.

  • Amazon: The same 31 products you don't want, again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

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  • I spent a few days ago hunting for a EC2 service that I was being charged for. The AWS budget said it came from "EC2 Services" which yeah, could mean anything.

    Started by typing EC2 then clicking every single tab to find what was turned on. I finally found the service because there was a region filter, that let me find out that I was using a EBS that I left activated when I was goofing around in another region.

  • Any relations experts?

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  • Hey some people pay good money for that kind of service

  • Don't forget Big 3

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  • Not ringing a bell. Link? Title?

  • Don't forget Big 3

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  • Don't forget Big 3

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  • American here.

    Also bottle water, AR-15, and a bible too.

  • Don't forget Big 3

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  • When I travel, I love places with digital keylocks and digital wallet.

    I felt real cyberpunk to use my phone to map how to get to my fancy hotel/Airbnb that unlocked automatically when I got near and wave my phone at the vending machine to get a soda and then order food through my phone.

    The part I panic about is constantly keeping my phone charged.

  • Telling 👏 the 👏 truth 👏

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  • Duct tape some shovels on those arms those are wasted movements.

  • Any relations experts?

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  • It's easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.

  • ‘Missing’ GOP congresswoman not seen for six months finally found living at dementia care home

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  • And a god damn attendance record.

    My kid's school told me flat out that if a kid misses too many school days, they will be left behind.

    So these "politicians" get paid and don't even have to show up?

  • I walked all over the damn store looking for butter

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  • Beer. Butter. Battlestar Galactica.

  • YSK "honey", the discount coupon finding browser extensions (owned by PayPal), is a scam stealing commissions from people who actually should get it.

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  • I see Paypal is the owner, I assume it'll be Enshittified on launch

  • Texas governor buys billboards warning migrants they'll be raped if they illegally cross border

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  • I searched for the billboards and just yikes.

    Yeah you in can try to spin in whatever way you want, but it definitely comes off like America is full of rapists.

  • Time is an unstoppable force

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  • Ain't nobody got time for that gonna ask AI

  • Time is an unstoppable force

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  • There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

    And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

    I'm hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

  • Time is an unstoppable force

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  • Ugh math get out of here it's a weekend

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Here we go! Conservatives masquerading as Libertarians is happening!

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Elon Musk's Appearance at Donald Trump Rally Mocked: 'Cringing'

    www.newsweek.com /elon-musk-donald-trump-rally-butler-pennsylvania-1964473
  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Amazon Layoffs: Tech Firm To Cut 14,000 Manager Positions By 2025, Says Report

    news.abplive.com /business/amazon-layoffs-tech-firm-to-cut-14-000-manager-positions-by-2025-ceo-andy-jassy-1722182
  • Atheism @lemmy.world
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    I went to a pro-Trump Christian revival. It changed my understanding of Jan 6.

    slate.com /news-and-politics/2024/09/donald-trump-2024-president-election-shooting-christians.html
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    I wonder if there exists people who aggressively believe mushrooms are plants, similar to people who defend Pluto as a planet.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    As of Sept 19th, we are at 50 school shootings!

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Tim Walz, you've been fact checked!

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Teach the children.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    If Bethesda released Skyrim today, they would have made it woke

  • Free and Open Source Software @beehaw.org
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    Mullenweg: WP Engine Filed Legal Action Against WordPress

    www.searchenginejournal.com /mullenweg-wp-engine-filed-legal-action-against-wordpress/527905/
  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Selective rage

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Another job lost because of technology 👿

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    MAGA are more angry about this "shooting" than they are about school shootings. Why is that?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Why is that?

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Waffle House employee killed after customer becomes irate, police say

    www.cnn.com /2024/09/15/us/waffle-house-employee-killed-after-customer-becomes-irate-police-say/index.html
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    It's been a few days since I told people Sticker Mule is a shitty company

  • Lemmy Be Wholesome @lemmy.world
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    Treat them like people

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Pet shooting by police

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Do it do it do it do it

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

    Oh man the self burn is incredible