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Almost every sit-down chain restaurant in my state closed down/failing because of quality issues or local competition. Chili's, Red Lobster, Long John Silvers, Applebee's...

It was HUGE local news during the pandemic with franchises begging people to "Support their local Chili's" and everyone laughed. Then one really loud owner bought lots of local ads that we don't deserve it and the locals dunk on them.

As of last month, another chain restaurant faded away, while more local restaurants popped up.

Nature is healing.

A coworker said this to me. We were at a Chinese Restaurant. They were adamant on someone else ordering for them.

I ordered them the Cheese Burger and french fries.

They chickened out and picked a real order.

that then the person you're with suggests fucking Long John Silvers.

Shit. I am that guy.

I say the worst possible ideas out of my head for laughs.

One time, I said PF Chang's AS A JOKE. And everyone politely agreed and we went to PF Fucking Chang's and it was the grossest Chinese food I ever ate. I FAFO myself.

This happened yesterday! As a Christmas gift, I got a book of Sunday comics.

As a group, from boomers to my under-10yo kids, we skimmed through it. The kids laughed at the weird abstract ones. I loved the ones with wordplay. My neighbor in her 60s laughed at the husband/wife joke.

Found it really fascinating how no comic made everyone laugh at the same time.

The one everyone agreed was a good comic, I'm even though it wasn't funny, was the "peeing in the pool" comic. Relatable brings us all together.

I know four people who are born on Christmas in my life.

Each one hated Christmas, or was really indifferent to Christmas.

All of them are messed up in other ways.

Parents who are expecting on Christmas... Don't.

I wonder how many western artists create satire and then a random country like Chile is like, "Oh my god Americans do that?"

Eh, anyway, as a frugal agnostic, I don't care either way.

I read furry agnostic and for a moment thought, "Oh shit furries don't like Christmas? TIL TIL."

You👏 say👏 Merry👏 Christmas👏 not👏 Happy👏 Holidays👏 Jesus👏 didn't👏 die👏 for👏 us👏 so 👏 you 👏 can👏 disrespect👏 Santa👏 Clause!👏

Nice! Habit forming routine!

On work days, I have a routine that I knock out that takes about an hour. And when I'm finished, i do so much that I'm ready to tackle surprises. On days off, everything falls apart.

Oh yeah stop doing that. I stopped that years ago and it's great.

I was on the receiving end. I have a friend who for two years, would message me about hot sauce and send me photos of hot sauces he's tried out. Probably like 20 images He sent me a box of hot sauce when he came over one time.

I do not share the passion with him at all and he did not take it well when I let him know that.

I just watched a video compiling tiktoks of kids unaware they were following meme cooking tips. Some of it was really dangerous, like permanent toxicity dangerous.

Is this strangely erotic or am I just American?

/u/silence7 this post made me think and reflect.

This is too good for Shitposting.

Wait really?

Am I sitting on a pile of corn tortilla gold?

As a for-profit company that publishes scientific papers FOR MONEY, youre a perfect fit for our org. Welcome aboard!

he called the leader of that successful operation a "pedo" for absolutely no reason other than his own childish idiocy.

Come on Muskrat call the CEO of Lockheed Martin a pedo

The Avengers XXX saw its DVD debut May 1, a full three days before Joss Whedon's big screen epic began smashing box office records.

Of course, without an already released source upon which to draw, that meant Braun and co-screenwriter Mark Logan had to concoct their own original story, and in so doing, they added a few things sure to please comic fans aplenty: Namely, the characters of Ms. Marvel, Sharon Carter, the Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, Spider-Man and Spider-Woman (in a bonus scene) all join the party here,

Love it! I binged Comedy Bang Bang in 2019 and was planning on another marathon. I feel like people don't reference it enough as much as Kee and Peele, Lonely Island songs or Whitest Kids You Know and always appreciate seeing a fan

I never heard of bazzite before! Thank you for the recommendation!