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ByteOnBikes

@ ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

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Original account. i also use my discuss online account.

  • May be atomic habit forming

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  • The left side also includes working out, having positivity posters, and a cup that says Rise And Grind.

    The right could include a Doordash logo and a hot goth girl.

  • But with fighting.

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  • Joke aside, I don't want a tourist to end up in Waffle House because of misinterpreting the meme and end up stabbed trying to convince the coked up cook to do a little show.

  • But with fighting.

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  • Eh? Whoever made this either went to a unique one or don't know what they're talking about.

    Waffle Houses are not spectacles. They're as basic as they come. Basic seating. A gal who calls you "suga" and a mute cook who doesn't give you eye contact. You might be able to see the grill if you're sitting at the bar. But that's like saying you can see the grill at your McDonald's.

    People go there because you can get a cheap breakfast for like $3.18 cents.

    It's not good. It's not bad. It's not anything.

  • Elon Musk pledges "war" over H-1B visa program, calls opponents racists

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  • Muskrat is losing it and it's glorious

  • Republicans be like

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  • Found the uneducated!

  • Insiders say cutting-edge graphics are too costly for AAA games

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  • Is this article from a decade ago when the Nintendo Wii proved that graphics don't mean shit if the gameplay sucks?

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    YSK Snopes.com was taken over by investors

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  • Who is to say that Snopes was the gold standard?

    On August 13, 2021, BuzzFeed News published an investigation by reporter Dean Sterling Jones that showed David Mikkelson had used plagiarized material from different news sources in 54 articles between 2015 and 2019 in an effort to increase website traffic.[

    The shareholder that became a CEO had owned a huge chunk of snopes for years. They just made it official.

  • Caught in 4K

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  • I also work with project managers who also want things one day, then want the opposite thing another day.

  • Caught in 4K

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  • This always gets me

  • As a friend of mine always says, if you aren't at least a little gay for your friends, are you really friends rule

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  • Jokes aside... If you're helping your homies recover from a party, you're the real champ.

  • As a friend of mine always says, if you aren't at least a little gay for your friends, are you really friends rule

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  • Any food tastes good when you just woke up from a bender.

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    Here’s Why Lonely People Are Afraid of Compliments

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  • Sample: 467 college students from Turkey; average age of 21 years old (range of 18 to 29 years); 83 percent female.

    I'm glad this Psychology Today article is actually sharing the sample data. Not fully sure what to make of it.

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    Here’s Why Lonely People Are Afraid of Compliments

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  • Can you ELI5?

  • Some baby boomers are burning through their retirement savings to pay for cancer treatments. Then they have to go back to work.

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  • My retired neighbor moved a few months ago crying about this.

    Said their property tax is too expensive and they cant afford living in this area with their med expenses.

  • american culture

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  • We don't like to brag about it but we fought the Brits in the War of 1812, one of the things we took from England was Greek literature. In turn, we Americans lost the definition of jams vs jelly and the superior spelling of "colour".

  • Republicans be like

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  • Every time they get education, they keep moving to the left! 😭😭😭

  • Elon Musk followers turn on him after he backs importing 'super talented engineers'

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  • A shortage of engineers willing to work for Musk-led companies, maybe.

    Not maybe at all. Every tech group I'm in would rather work fast food than do a 90 hour week under Musk.

    I used to be in a group during the 2022-2023 era where we shared memes of recruiters who were trying to convince engineers to go to Twitter. The meme well dried up when all the recruiters were fired.

  • Elon Musk followers turn on him after he backs importing 'super talented engineers'

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  • Well he saw that the only people willing to work at Twitter were extremely desperate to stay in the country

  • Elon Musk followers turn on him after he backs importing 'super talented engineers'

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  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

    Hospitals gave patients meds during childbirth, then reported them for illicit drug use

    www.usatoday.com /story/news/nation/2024/12/11/pregnant-hospital-drug-test-medicine/76804299007/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid to buy Alex Jones' Infowars

    www.nbcnews.com /tech/internet/bankruptcy-judge-rejects-onions-bid-buy-alex-jones-infowars-rcna183453
  • Bluesky @lemmy.world
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    Thoughts?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    London teen jailed for one year in Dubai after 'holiday romance' with 17-year-old girl

    www.mylondon.news /news/north-london-news/london-teen-jailed-one-year-30560623
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world
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    Car brain energy.

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Top vodka brand Stoli files for bankruptcy following ransomware attack

    www.techradar.com /pro/security/top-vodka-brand-stoli-files-for-bankruptcy-following-ransomware-attack
  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world
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    New Jersey becomes latest state to prohibit bans on books

  • Climate @slrpnk.net
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    Diamonds can now be created from scratch in the lab in 15 minutes

    www.earth.com /news/real-diamonds-can-now-be-created-from-scratch-in-the-lab-in-just-15-minutes/
  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    Writing tip: just start brain dumping

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    Donuts are good for you

  • Reddit @lemmy.world
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    Reddit keeps taking down this post after it hit 50k upvotes. Other subreddits, like linkedinLunatics keep reposting.

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Before and after

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.

  • solarpunk memes @slrpnk.net
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    I celebrated when cigarettes were banned in restaurants

  • Atheism @lemmy.world
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    It began when she was 14

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    Bumper sticker

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    He defrauded Medicare, Medicaid, and other federal programs. And yet he's still walking around freely

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Brand new sentence: "Bro let his inside thoughts out"

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    69k laughing emojis

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    78 school shootings in 2024... If anyone is keeping count.