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ByteOnBikes

@ ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

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Original account. i also use my discuss online account.

  • The US Runs on Sla-, oh excuse me, Rented Inmates.

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  • Wake up (wake up), Grab a brush and put a little makeup?

  • It's a superpower

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  • No.

    Don't let the terrorists win.

  • Linux is now 1st class citizen in gaming

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  • Is there a tldr here?

  • Tesla shares slide after it reports first drop in annual deliveries

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    • Piss off liberals who are pro-environment.
    • Align himself to MAGA who loves their gas guzzlers

  • My favorite

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  • I mean their focus isnt flavor, but keeping the food lasting as long as possible so there is no waste. So they pour lots of chemicals into those tv dinners that the min-wage employees microwave for you.

  • My favorite

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  • Sure it’s not fresh home cooked but it’s still good imo.

    Don't ever take people's advice and expand your tastes.

    Bruh I was living my best life eating Wendy's burgers dipping it into their mystery chili.

    Then I wanted to "expand my horizons" and got invited to fancy events and ate expensive cuts of meat/learned how to taste specific foods and what to look for. And now if I order from Wendy's, Im too busy overthinking mouth fills and flavor composition and shit 😭. I can't even enjoy it!

    Life was so much easier (and cheaper) when I lived ignorantly 😭

  • My favorite

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  • Growing up in the south, I had countless times where the old hicks called Dominos that "Italian restaurant".

  • Fucking love public transit

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  • Armpit camera. She has a fetish.

  • Fucking love public transit

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  • I use public transportation a lot and the ones I frequent are always late. So if anything, they're always delayed.

  • 79% of Americans feel burned out as they put most vacation time toward errands, doctor visits, and family care

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  • So you have vacation time, but not paid time off?

  • Seems fine rule

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  • Can these kids donate them to protect our CEOs? Our CEOs are our most valuable asset

  • Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen rejoins tournament he quit over wearing jeans - after dress code change

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  • In the mid-2000s, I was so confused by office culture and having to wear dress pants. I was venting at a tech conference about it.

    Then the room erupted in laughter. Like, Microsoft employees wearing jeans. Apple employees wearing potato sacks. IT guys wearing ThinkPads.

    In interviews, I now ask about dress code. It's a yellow flag if the company has other weird micromanaging rules. Which is also why I don't work in Fintech or gov.

  • I knew it. Vaccines got him.

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  • Disgusting. And you say we've been drinking it?!

  • Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen rejoins tournament he quit over wearing jeans - after dress code change

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  • If you're not familiar with the background

    "Today, Mr. Magnus Carlsen breached the dress code by wearing jeans, which are explicitly prohibited under long-standing regulations for this event.

    "The Chief Arbiter informed Mr. Carlsen of the breach, issued a $200 fine, and requested that he change his attire. Unfortunately, Mr. Carlsen declined, and as a result, he was not paired for round nine. This decision was made impartially and applies equally to all players.

    "Earlier in the day, another participant, Mr. Ian Nepomniachtchi, was also fined for breaching the dress code by wearing sports shoes. However, Mr. Nepomniachtchi complied, changed into approved attire, and continued to play in the tournament.

    From https://www.onmanorama.com/sports/other-sports/2024/12/28/magnus-carlsen-world-chess-championship-dress-code-violation.amp.html

  • Balanced news reporting [@twisteddoodles]

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  • Podcasts for "bros" in a nutshell.

    Except they sometimes leave out the expert.

  • Find one of these and treat them extremely well

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  • My wife and I. We always talk non-stop about everything non-stop.

    I have a habit of saying really wrong things. Maybe it's ignorance or maybe it's because I read something stupid off the internet. And she just accepts it in the moment and gently corrects me later.

  • AI in reality

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  • Removed

    Can't relate at all.

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  • Politics in my sci-fi? Yuck.

    Gonna go enjoy my politics-free shows like Star Trek, Star Wars, Black Mirror, Westworld, and The Man In the High Castle.

  • Shortcuts

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  • Love it. I think we need a new community.

  • Games @sh.itjust.works
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    While hunting for steam sales, I noticed someone put a clown emoji on many reviews of Pulling No Punches

  • Gaming @beehaw.org
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    Fallout 76 Ghoul Experience Detailed by Bethesda

    wccftech.com /fallout-76-ghoul-experience-detailed-by-bethesda/
  • gamingcirclejerk @lemmy.world
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    Please show respect to the true heroes, the OG Fortnite players 🫡🫡🫡

  • THE POLICE PROBLEM @lemmy.world
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    Retiring before the investigation... That's not suspicious.

  • Gaming @beehaw.org
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    TIL that Will Wright, while making The Sims, was inspired by Quake

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Search for alternative to WordPress surges worldwide amidst rift between WP-Engine and Matt Mullenweg

    www.techradar.com /pro/search-for-alternative-to-wordpress-surges-worldwide-amidst-rift-between-wp-engine-and-matt-mullenweg
  • Reddit @lemmy.world
    ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

    AI bots on Reddit reaching the front page? I absolutely believe it

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Hornets apologize after pretending to give child PS5 and taking it away off camera - Yahoo Sports

    sports.yahoo.com /hornets-apologize-after-pretending-to-give-child-ps5-and-taking-it-away-off-camera-230954440.html
  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Glorious

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
    ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

    And where did you get that info?

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    WordPress Contributors and Community Leaders Call for Governance Reform in Rare Open Letter

    www.therepository.email /wordpress-contributors-and-community-leaders-call-for-governance-reform-in-rare-open-letter
  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

    My post was removed from /politicalmemes because it was not political?

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    Depressing awful town

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Looks neat

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Sandy Hook father: The blocked sale of Infowars is only a 'setback'

    www.abcactionnews.com /us-news/sandy-hook-father-the-blocked-sale-of-infowars-is-only-a-setback
  • gamingcirclejerk @lemmy.world
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    "Breaks my immersion"

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Lakeland woman threatens insurance company, says ‘Delay, Deny, Depose’: police

    www.wfla.com /news/polk-county/lakeland-woman-threatens-insurance-company-says-delay-deny-depose-police/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Even the traffic signs are weighing in

  • gamingcirclejerk @lemmy.world
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    It was like yesterday where they said Marvel was woke and full of DEI