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ByteOnBikes

@ ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

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Original account. i also use my discuss online account.

  • "No"

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  • I identify as a man and accidentally went into the women's bathroom at the supermarket.

    It smelled like blood, tampons on the floor, and there was a woman crying in the stall.

    I'll take the piss floors.

  • Spectators

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  • Oh was this not a meme about dipshit influencer fighting Mike Tyson?

    I thought it was more about young people willing to watch garbage because 🤪🤪🤪 what if how zany 🤪🤪🤪

  • Par for the course

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  • Don't worry! Once all the H-1B visas get relaxed, we can push even MORE straight white men out!

  • Salesforce Will Hire No More Software Engineers in 2025, Says Marc Benioff

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  • Thank you! Subscribed and will start passing posts over there.

  • Marry Me

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  • We saw a man propose to his wife in a cute way. There was a person playing music and he got on his knees. She said yes and people were being supportive.

    Then I got down on my knee and proposed to my wife (again). My wife said no and walked away.

    I then quietly left the area to the awkward strangers, turned the corner to find my wife laughing at me.

  • How do you handle "disable your adblock" type sites?

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  • This is the way.

    If they're a shit website, I'm a lot more spiteful and put their content on the way back machine or post it publicly somewhere.

  • Random 10 August 2016

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  • Reminds me of the tweet that made fun of twinks being ugly and his DMs was filled with twink photos and he was like, "Haha losers I wanted lots of photos of hot twinks."

    You sir are playing 4D chess and I commend you.

  • Par for the course

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  • Had a ex-friend who went real hard last year about feeling his masculinity has been challenged. Went deep into the manosphere language. He was extra annoying. Every convo was about how he, a white man in America, was being repressed. He started labelling random shit as masculine/feminine. Got sick this and stopped inviting him.

    A few months later, I learned the divorce was finalized and he's been sending me invites to hang with him in his bachelor pad. Nah dog you suck now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Par for the course

  • Well well well

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  • Wait time is getting slashed across the board. An example: If in rush hour traffic, 8 minutes was added, but now it's 3 minutes, that's five minutes of car fumes and CO2 avoided, of more cars moving about, of goods being transferred. We're not shaving seconds, we're shaving literal minutes!

    We're talking about hundreds of thousands of vehicles. This is New York with millions of people. People, businesses, all these things are affected. If you combine this with other data, you might better see the outcomes.

    This isn't tiny incremental gains. From a economic/environmental/commerce standpoint, these are multipliers.

  • New year, new stfu

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  • Double Order

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  • Pretty sure they took a photo of you. Then they hung it in the back of the store on their "Check out this guy" board. Under your photo, they wrote "ordered two, like a psychopath."

    They also posted to chipotlebook, which is a secret social media platform for chipotle workers. Your photo has 12000 comments and 16823 laugh emojis.

    Your photo was also shared in the Chipotle shadow council. There's a bean counter (pinto) noticing you're willing to buy two burritos and eat them in a single trip. He does some calculations, and realizes that money making opportunity here. Where the texmex realm mocked you, he sees you as his golden goose. The new "Double Stuffed Burrito" makes bajillions. He's been carrying your photo on his wallet.

    The world cares more than you think.

  • Mel Gibson is sad because all his Nazi memorabilia burned.

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  • ...so we don't hear the ones that actually do know.

    But we do?

    Like, you can search for a professional's answer on it. Then review their references to how they came to that conclusion. Then you can literally look at research paper. Then ask another professional to review that research paper as well.

    The root issue is even with all of that, these chuds are still shouting "fake news" about it.

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Salesforce Will Hire No More Software Engineers in 2025, Says Marc Benioff

    www.salesforceben.com /salesforce-will-hire-no-more-software-engineers-in-2025-says-marc-benioff/
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Poet, editor, critic, and lies about her 3yo.

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world
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    Elon retweeting fake news

  • Matt Mullenweg: WordPress developer hours cutback may or may not slow innovation

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  • No doubt about it.

    The original drama started off on shakey ground like it was about using the WordPress branding and WPEngine not contributing.

    Which, okay I can see his perspective even if I disagree.

    But then his not one, but TWO "If you hate my direction, then quit". Then not one, but TWO "Well we might not return to contribute" threats.

    Sounds like his for-profit company is slowly sinking and he's looking for something to blame that isn't him.

  • Well well well

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  • This is an incredible resource. Love stuff like this And I pin this comment if I had that power.

  • Matt Mullenweg: WordPress developer hours cutback may or may not slow innovation

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  • A for-profit CEO controlling the direction of a open-source project is a big fucking problem

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Matt Mullenweg: WordPress developer hours cutback may or may not slow innovation

    www.computerworld.com /article/3801043/matt-mullenweg-wordpress-developer-hours-cutback-may-or-may-not-slow-innovation.html

  • Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money?

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  • I did when I was growing up all the way to when I graduated.

    I spent the past 15 years to ensure I never had to do that again.

    But fuck me right?

  • Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye)

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  • Maybe convince them that they can get pure cat pee and mix that with bleach to create chloramine.

    When inhaled, it can cure them of any respiratory illness. Permanently!

  • Struggling to pick the right Notion alternative—need help

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  • +1 for Joplin.

    Been using it for two weeks and already, I'm loving its light weight feel.

    Everything is markdown. Easy to upload images. AWS backups.

  • Climate mystery rule

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  • I shared this before. The war on NPR for reporting facts in the past years has forced it's editorial team to "soften" some of these facts so conservatives don't get triggered. They receive public money from the gov and all.

  • Atheism @lemmy.world
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    Scientologists came up and stole half the fire relief supplies at the Santa Anita racetrack

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Riddler puzzle.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye)

    www.mediaite.com /podcasts/joe-rogan-nods-along-as-mel-gibson-claims-his-friends-were-cured-of-stage-4-cancer-by-alternative-medicines/
  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    Just plain forgot

  • gamingcirclejerk @lemmy.world
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    The Wokeness reviewers missing the forest from the trees

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world
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    Well well well

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world
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    Elon Musk Absolutely Clueless Trying to Pilot his Boosted PoE2 Account on Stream

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Wink

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world
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    Man-baby Musk suspends Vancouver nightclub on Twitter because they wrote this message

    vancouversun.com /news/cheeky-penthouse-sign-vancouver-nightclub-suspended-x
  • RetroGaming @lemmy.world
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    Digital Eclipse is preserving classic games in the most entertaining way possible - The Verge

    www.theverge.com /23848883/karateka-making-of-digital-eclipse-game-preservation
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    🦅🦅🦅 YEAH BUT FREEEEEDUMB

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
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    Humanity loophole: you can pay people less if they're from prison.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Greenland the real OGs

  • Bluesky @lemmy.world
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    Thank you Canada

  • THE POLICE PROBLEM @lemmy.world
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    ‘Murdered In His Own Home’: Kentucky Cops Raid Wrong Home and Kill Innocent Man Over Alleged Stolen Weed Eater Despite Receiving the Correct Address At Least Five Times

    atlantablackstar.com /2024/12/31/kentucky-cops-raid-wrong-home-kill-man-over-alleged-stolen-weed-eater/