Buglefingers

Me: Staring at a renishaw and two wenzel CMMs

CMMs: Do nothing

Me: Seems about right

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

I don’t get it. Why start that conversation with the person to begin with if you don’t like them?

What is going on? Or Why is it going on? For this is what we shall ponder

Shaving assistant Pro+

Place your head onto the gripper and see the top of your head! Never miss a spot, always look fresh, have the shine the sun envys!

A small rock!

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower

Edit: I’ve been informed and read up at bit on it (thank you for the links too). I may also need to look into an ENT Dr. Now haha. So long good feeling of Q-tips

I recognized that scene immediately but didn’t know it was called the “cosmic bit flip”

When I see you and your bullshit

This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.

I recently had a moment of panic at work, a person from a different area was in the break room and was the spitting image of my ex. Albeit, a bit taller.

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it’s the original month python script containing the world’s funniest joke

Rusted root is

If it fits, I sits

As long as they can still get blood from other creatures too, I’m okay with it. If not, than that could have wild implications to the food chain assuming it leads to massive population degradation.

I am become Linux, user of arch

Oh thank goodness, I just do that with people so we’re good whew

/J

Tell him about the day that music died

I used to dress colorfully as a kid, my mother thought it made me look “special” so I lost the right to wear anything colorful and could only wear blues and blacks. That’s p much my wardrobe to this day too with the exception of a few wild colors

As someone who’s also in the USA, I’ve been called “sweetie” by family members as well as strangers and SOs. Context determines meaning, this comes across as a sarcastic endearment because “I’m (OP) a little upset”