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BruceTwarzen

@ BruceTwarzen @lemm.ee

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  • Riding in the car with the windows rolled up and them smoking away.

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  • What a dumb thing to say honestly. My sisters boyfriend bought a old stupid pickup truck that doesn't have seatbelts. He's so proud of the fact that he doesn't need seatbelts. I think it's the main reason that he wanted that car. He drives around his children in it, and the previous owner had it all prepared that you could put in seatbelts, but he would rather die than use seatbelts. Same with helmets. They bought ebikes to go on rides, and everyone wears a helmet except for him. Hy sister tells him all the time to wear one. She has him as far now that he takes a helmet with him, but he's not wearing it. A almost 50 year old man doesn't want to look uncool on his bike.

  • Riding in the car with the windows rolled up and them smoking away.

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  • People want everything to be reddit so hard.

  • Billie Eilish endorses Harris: ‘Vote like your life depends on it’

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  • My celebrity is better than your celebrity

  • Pedal To The Metal

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  • Do Americans even realise that in other countries that isn't north korea or russia, the president or representative of the country isn't treated like a popstar?

  • Thoughtful catto

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  • My cat sometimes drives her little scooter to my workplace when i forget my lunch.

  • Density saves nature

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  • You can sell the wood and drill for oil, maybe there is some gas or coal to burn.

  • Craaaawling in my skiiin

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  • You're not allowed to dislike le epic band. You're only allowed to dislike nickleback or the hivemind will lynch you.

  • Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior'

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  • Start by putting cameras in his house

  • A little too high on shrooms starter pack

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  • I was once tripping hard at a party, and they had a ceiling with some tiles with holes in them. So obviously i started counting them. I soon realised that it's less of a counting thing and more of a math problem. I took some toilet paper and started scribbling down numbers. I remember as soon as i wrote all the numbers down, i didn't really remember where the numbers even came from and why they are so important to me. When i had the final result, i wrote it on my arm and flushed down the toilet paper. Every few minutes i took a look at my arm and repeated the number in my mind.

    At some point the police knocked on the door, because of a noise complaint. I thought it's because they wanted the numbers and went to the toilet to scrub it off. And was so relieved that they are gone. Then i got mad at myself because i forgot tye numbers. I sat down at my place on the sofa, looked up and saw the holes and remembered, and had to laugh out loud.

  • A little too high on shrooms starter pack

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  • The mirror dimension is the main reason i'm looking forward to mushrooms

  • Unpopular Opinion: Xitter going bad is the best thing that ever happened to the Web

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  • I think that's what is kind of dangerous about the decline of it. At the end it's just a cesspool full of "those" people who are even further removed from reality

  • i need an rv, and lab equipment, and a helper

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  • I find people paying for OF way weirder than people doing OF

  • It took 50,000 gallons of water to put out Tesla Semi fire in California, US agency says

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  • Yeah, some of them even work and are good enough to haul chips.

  • YouTube on TVs is cramming ads down your throat even when pausing videos

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  • A money laundering coupon

  • Now I have to deal with this during family holidays

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  • People are shocked that the felon who wanted to nuke a tornado might be crazy

  • What is your favourite animal?

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  • I hecking love frogs so much. I wish i wasn't scared of them. Well not really scared, but everything that can jump away in a millisecond kinda spooks me.

  • Texas man sentenced to 3 years in prison for kicking cat like 'a football field goal' on video

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  • Okay so these were black guys. Therefore trump was right?

  • Safest country in the world

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  • I would like to carry two knifes, one for me and a shitty one for the people who ask for a knife.

  • Safest country in the world

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  • A knife also has 100 other uses than killing someone.