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I’ll write something here later probably. In the meantime, hi to whoever’s reading this I hope you get a chance to enjoy something kind today :)

  • Might want to take your cake to a doctor, bud

  • It looks good!

    My family regularly ordered Hawaiian pizzas at parties growing up before I ever heard of it being some sort of food controversy.

    Haven’t seen sausage as part of that combo before but it seems like a nice, filling choice to balance out the rest 😄

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  • Drinking olive oil like that will definitely be having you shit your brains out lmao

  • I have never been so insulted and flattered at the same time. Bravo

  • You just lost it, sorry

  • Do not the scuba diver!

  • Married gay men barred from painting their homes 😭

  • Rule

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  • The KFC dating sim was great. This would also be great, for completely opposite and equally wonderful reasons.

  • This feels like someone pulled information directly out of my personal life. Too seen 😭

  • It isn’t “fuck the [imperialistauthoritarian nation] government and its enforcers” for most people?

  • Breaking news: the onion has given up on politics to remain a satire site

    This is a great article to be honest

  • Me_irl

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  • Please add water and fiber, so it doesn’t hold your bowels together too ✨☺️ gen pos

  • Man I wished I looked that cute when I woke up 🤯

  • Yeah but then we can’t bitch together in person and go on twelve side tangents, then share random memes with live commentary that we forgot about until the current conversation.

    Could probably be also done with FaceTime though.

  • It’s wild when people actually listen to me, too lmao

    “Oh it’s like that time when you said -“

    “I did?”

  • Getting over a cold, and coming off a few nights of NyQuil so got some nice insomnia going :’)

    Maybe I can function enough to play Coral Island, which has been my obsession the past week or so.

  • bi rule

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  • Heh

  • Do you think there were JWs in Monsters, Inc.?

  • I mean, I get the sentiment but I think it misses the original point.

    Fascists call video evidence and words “violence.” They call property damage “violence.”

    Protest is meant to be disruptive to the status quo. Whether that’s being loud, boycotting, standing in the street, mutual aid etc. as long as it works skinheads will insist it’s “not peaceful.”

    And if it comes down to civilians needing to defend themselves, or exercise their 2A rights (in the US, for context), then I fully support them too. The state is initiating harm against the people. All resistance is valid.