Sure, once, but that… Was a long time ago

Oh sweet!

Well that get us 1 trillionaire, or will it be divided up so we get 4 trillionaire? Or dare I say, a dozen billionaires…?

And you’d still be expected to work the next day

He only force chokes people with consent and who are into that

Three Dick Butt? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!

I believe this is how you know:

Cogito, ergo sum res venalis

• René Descartes

¿Por qué no los dos

7‽

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!

That US individualism sure is paying off

Silent treatment?..?

Unless they have a tinge of the ginge in their fringe.

'Cause there’s no cock like horse cock

Don’t look to the right either. There’s nothing there one can afford.

We prefer “What’s up fuckface?”

There’s also bank cheques.

Encore!!

Has this ever happened to you!

A person pouring a flammable liquid should never also use an ignition source. If anything is spilt on you while pouring, it makes it much more likely you’ll catch on fire.

If lighting something small you could open, pour close with one hand, and then use your other hand to light.

Unless the uranium in the box caused a mutation in the cat giving it eternal life.