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  • A tragedy in two parts

  • It's the leading cause of bankruptcy stateside

  • Ahhhh, yeah that plays with someone in their 30s working at a grocery store. A lot of bad breaks on their part, it sounds like

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  • Mixed in with the piss. It's a little gritty so it doesn't flow out at the same rate, but this is why you forget things. Memories caught up in the stream

  • Can you imagine at 32 being hit with so much rizz from a 97 year old that you'd be down to clown, only for them to die inside of you? Either grandpa was the most charming motherfucker of all time or that grocery clerk was at a dark place in life.

  • Reminds me of that French film where the grandpa brings in his favorite prostitute to family dinner one night. "Sooner or later my heart will give out while fucking her, so you were going to find out eventually either way. Better you know now."

  • Sounds to me like those oversized cars are a safety risk and something should be done about that

  • Outstanding game. Easy recommend if you haven't played it

  • Idk that third to last one looks like it could be from a galaxy far far away

  • I've heard good things about, but not myself played, Penny's Big Breakaway, might be worth looking into, it's got a demo on steam. I think it's the game closest to your list I'm aware of. In terms of slightly different 3D platformers that MAY be to your taste: Bomb Rush Cyberfunk is a step away from the others in your list in terms of movement styles, as a spiritual successor to Jet Set Radio, but is a proper 3D platformer, and the music is really good. Exploring each new area is the primary gameplay loop, with some limited combat that isn't really the focus. Mirror's Edge is a first person platformer with focus on going fast. The movement is surprisingly good for a first person game, and I've enjoyed going back and running time trials, as every level has a ton of very non obvious alternate routes that involve taking advantage of all your movement options (ie: wall jumping in a space you may not have realized was even an option, rather than going up stairs) Neon White is probably the furthest from what you're looking for, but is one I'm a big fan of. Another first person platformer with short, timed stages, and ratings at the end. Killing enemies gives cards that can be used for attacks or movement. The dialogue is all extremely cringe (and deliberately so)

  • Brb making "battering bones" statblock

  • This.... Sounds fun, actually

  • Back in June in North Carolina a family was charged with MANSLAUGHTER after their 7 year old was hit by a car while walking to a store a mile away with his 10 year old brother. The 76 year old driver is facing no charges. Don't impede careless drivers by being near the street in these great united states!

  • Sounds interesting! I'll have to look into those, thanks for the mention! That last bit, I think, is what kills it for me at the higher stakes, I like having the POTENTIAL for victory every run. Having an occasional impossible run isn't the end of the world, but when it's more assured losses than potential wins, there's a line

  • Oof. I've played a lot of Balatro, but I finished blue stake and went "any more than this stops being fun." Can't imagine going all the way to gold for every deck. Is it just a completionist thing? Or is the challenge of it fun for you in moment to moment gameplay?

  • Can't wait to get paid for several months deliberately sabotaging AI until someone realizes what I'm up to

  • Bro absolutely had ADHD. No doubt in my mind

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  • It's a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.