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  • Army Navy Air Force baby.

  • I got interviewed by Entertainment Weekly for one of my Geocities pages.

  • I had freenet. It was like a party line in the 1930s version of internet. Basically you could have a little time online every day.

  • I had to telnet into chat rooms. We had no browsers. I was old before you were born.

  • Moi aussi. My Livejournal user number was 3 digits.

  • You feel me.

  • I used telnet talkers! No web browsers existed.

  • I regret nothing.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    A wooden record that actually plays.

  • You are miles ahead of them on spelling.

  • So I've had a fake white supremacist Facebook alt for years. I use it mostly to befriend them and report the racist shit they post and get their accounts deleted. I was hugely successful at doing so for a long time, but since the latest political climate in the US Facebook has decided they're absolutely fine with all of this and won't remove anything at all.

    However I still hold onto it because sometimes I give information to journalists who cover white supremacists, and sometimes I get enough information on the person to tell their workplace, etc. Basically I just use it to collect information.

    Anyway oftentimes some of the men try to hit on my (female) alt, so I end up delicately fending them off sometimes in messenger. Thankfully that's something I'm good at, but let me tell you the conversation is not scintillating with Nazis. Even these young Patriot Front guys are dumber than bricks, even though many have higher education of some sort. Several men have messaged me from contraband phones in prison, and several have been military members.

    There is nothing funnier than a member of the Klan trying to sext though. I've had conversations with people with acquired brain injuries that were far more intelligent.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Well that was an error.

  • Ate them in Canada for many years, am not American.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I don't know the reason why.

  • He just sprayed the paper towel instead of the table and the Spaniard didn't like that.

  • Also I don't think voters appreciated having her shoved in at the last minute.

  • I worked at a horrible restaurant almost 30 years ago run by an obnoxious Spanish man who would not let you have butter for bread, and once when a guest sat on his crappy plastic chair and it broke turned around and put it on his bill. He would follow you around and fuss at you for stupid things, and he liked to follow one waiter named Ken around and criticize his table wiping. "Meestar Ken, that ees not how you do it, first you spray, DEN wipe".

    Finally he did this one too many times, and Ken looked at him and said "get fucked you fat Spaniard, I already got a new job", and left just before the dinner rush.

  • The FBI has a project called ECAP, and basically some poor FBI agents have to watch CSAM to determine if they can locate the child or the offenders. Sometimes if they can get a shot of the offenders face or voice or movement, they post it on their website with the CSAM part blocked out to try and help find these sociopaths. It is AWFULLY hard to look at or hear even redacted like that. It's very clear what they're doing in the images.

    So I cannot IMAGINE what this is like.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Which is it?.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Call now.

  • Health care workers: we ride at dawn bitches!

  • A guy came into the clinic I work in wearing a spray paint respirator mask with a beekeeper's veil overtop, and with dishwashing gloves that he had pulled ordinary latex gloves over. It was wild.

  • I was considered an essential worker, and so I toddled off to work every day as usual. I remember while my spouse was driving me in how eerie it seemed with how quiet the city was, and seeing 68 cents per liter gasoline prices was such a shock. The quiet was what really got to me.

  • My friend had brain surgery for an aneurysm, and every so often she fumbles a word as a result. One day she wanted to say the word lumberjacks, but her brain came up with logfarmers instead.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are things you did during the early days of the COVID pandemic to try to keep from contracting the virus?

  • Canada @lemmy.ca

    Grocery prices suck.

  • Music @lemmy.world

    Beautiful South, "Song For Whoever" (live).

  • Music @lemmy.world

    Paul Heaton and Rianne Downey, "Quicksand".

  • Music @lemmy.world

    Consolidated featuring Yeastie Girls, "You Suck".

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Solid advice.

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    The yolk slid perfectly out of my poached egg when I put it on the plate.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Who is an artist or public figure you still enjoy despite them being cancelled for bad behaviour?

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Only older people understand.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Upstate NY creativity.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What substances are the local addicts using that make them always bending over at the waist?

  • News @lemmy.world

    Australia is banning social media for kids under 16.

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cwyp9d3ddqyo
  • News @lemmy.world

    Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world.

    www.theguardian.com /world/ng-interactive/2025/nov/22/free-birth-society-linked-to-babies-deaths-investigation
  • World News @lemmy.world

    Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world.

    www.theguardian.com /world/ng-interactive/2025/nov/22/free-birth-society-linked-to-babies-deaths-investigation