“Pink slime” at my school was the custard they put on the cake.

Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.

Real programmers can botch their own code.

Number 1 reason is the people selling it are far more excited by it than the people having to use it.

“we haven’t optimised this at all, lol, $80 please”

I keep getting called a lefty in our town Facebook group by people with NHS stickers on their profile pictures.

Hey, they should avoid the first round of deportations and be nicely included in the second.

Oh dear.

Who the fuck is buying those boxes if they still need things like eggs adding?

It’s just pre-measured flour, baking soda and sugar. You can do that in under a minute. Shit, the stuff is in the same aisle.

And on the other side of this are JS devs that check for neither error response codes or error messages, and write an error into their own data as if it’s the result they were after.

Always fun to see GET /orders/{error : “invalid branchID provided”} in your logs.

Digital pre-cum.

If I understand right, it’s just VPN to VPN that won’t work.

If the downloader has an open port, I can still connect and pump them full of data.

*Squints harder*

Ah, slavery.

But schools place way too much emphasis on academic results. You can be the smartest man alive, but you’ll still be paying the “school thicko” to fix your toilet.

I wasn’t talking to him.

Anything older than about a year should be on every single service.

It was The Princess Bride that got me back to piracy, and all the new things like Jellyfin which are better than any commercial service.

Wasn’t on any streaming service I had, and I was on three. No thank you, I would not like to rent it for £7.99.

Pol Pot would supposedly round up and execute people wearing glasses because they were seen as “intellectuals”.

You are not as far from this as you want to be.

As is any government of sufficient size.

We already have them though, in those slow, but still expensive, quadricycles.

Gimmick-tastic.

The fact that each episode is one long take, often over multiple locations, is just the icing on the cake.