I’ve reached the limit of my bear knowledge. Sorry! Hope you find it.

Teddy Ruxpin?

Dr Pepper cured my herpes

Joe Rogan is a piece of shit and I’d die happy if I never heard his name again

She’ll forever be Dolly Patorn to me

Jersey finger for everybody

No that was Woody Nelson

No you are misremembering, it was Kit Harrington.

I’m convinced Ned Zinger is a robot

The first time I heard it was a VCR repairman turning a screw for $100.

The story goes:

The huge printing presses of a major Chicago newspaper began malfunctioning on the Saturday before Christmas, putting all the revenue for advertising that was to appear in the Sunday paper in jeopardy. None of the technicians could track down the problem. Finally, a frantic call was made to the retired printer who had worked with these presses for over 40 years. “We’ll pay anything; just come in and fix them,” he was told.

When he arrived, he walked around for a few minutes, surveying the presses; then he approached one of the control panels and opened it. He removed a dime from his pocket, turned a screw 1/4 of a turn, and said, “The presses will now work correctly.” After being profusely thanked, he was told to submit a bill for his work.

The bill arrived a few days later, for $10,000.00! Not wanting to pay such a huge amount for so little work, the printer was told to please itemize his charges, with the hope that he would reduce the amount once he had to identify his services. The revised bill arrived: $1.00 for turning the screw; $9,999.00 for knowing which screw to turn.

My wife suddenly became gravely ill about 2 years ago. If not for paid sick leave allowing me to care for her and help her recovery after hospitalization we may have ended up homeless, or her dead. Living in a state with paid sick leave requirement is excellent.

Narrator: the Nazis were the friends we made along the way. They were just hiding.

What’s the negative impact to a Muslim that gets baptized? All I can think is this asshole is trying to harm another human being.

I’d guess that the total gcwr is 40-50k lbs.

No argument against what you said, but technically receiving a ticket doesn’t mean it’s a valid ticket or that you’ll be found guilty in court. I have no clue if what you described as legal or not. But I do remember a guy using his riding lawn mower to get back and forth to the bar because he would drive home drunk and he lost his car driving privileges. I don’t remember ever hearing if he was ever stopped by law enforcement for driving drunk on it.

TIL, thank you

But I’m still serious. Places outside nj are trying to pass e bike regulations too, and I’m sure the panties are twisting harder than for gun control.

Are governments doing more to control ebikes than firearms?

It went over my head. Sorry. Everything is not the onion these days.

So did I completely misread your comment? LOL