Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Your mom!

Ridiculously photogenic assassin

Yes, but not other faiths’ space lasers, I heard the rastafarian space laser is totally dope

That’s the most “fun” fact I heard in a long time

Cloud seeding certainly does work and is used in many places to promote rainfall or redirect hail or rainfall to protect crops.

Ahh snow in summer

That’s a tuktuk

Well, no, but I’d rather be in the position of the stick holder than the potential pointy end receiver.

Well it actually is, terrifyingly so even.

I recommend becoming a hermit

Gut, scheiss auf Autos

Murdoch, Musk, Bezos, Yong-Un, Farage, Khamenei, Modi, Duterte, …

Donde esta la biblioteca?

When one of the sides speaks German

I thought that’s why you throw them?

Same, Teams is terrible in terms of getting audio to work properly, our meetings still start with “can you hear me?” And often at least one person has to rejoin after pairing their bt headset again. But honestly everything else I’ve come across is even worse.

Just make sure that A: the victims of your crimes are women or minorities and B: you’re a rich white man

I think I speak for most of the world right now when I say this:

Fuck.

Or even your mom